Josh Hawley is the kind of person who . . .

[tblue37]

Josh Hawley is the kind of person who refuses to pay into the office coffee fund, drinks coffee anyway, lies about it, then tries to overturn an election.

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[kimbutgar]

1. Would Sell his child to the devil to win an election.

[Wounded Bear]

2. ...steals your wallet and then helps you look for it. nt

[central scrutinizer]

3. Raises his fist to support the insurrection

Then runs for cover in fear

[magicarpet]

4. Unlocks the gate to let the barbarians in,...

... then runs for cover and hides once the barbarians stampede inflicting their vengeance and violence upon the crowd.

Hawley says,..

Fuck the Oath I took,..

Fuck American Democracy,..

This is Fascism and Autocracy,.. I'm all for that.

[Tribetime]

5. I'd like to see the self thought tough guy in a fight against anybody

[rubbersole]

6. Fister-cuffs.

[Genki Hikari]

10. My mom could take him

And she's 83 and 4-foot-nothing.

[Ford_Prefect]

7. Is a schmuck by any other name and still has no idea what that is.

Rebel without a Clue is too kind.

[lamp_shade]

8. The guy who cooks fish in the office microwave.

[Blue Owl]

9. He's running low on integrity