IMPORTANT. Get people to The Onion, Babylon Bee, and The Borowitz Report FAST!!!!

[Nac Mac Feegle]

Whoever isn’t drinking straight from the bottle and at risk of alcohol poisoning is on the ledge seriously contemplating jumping.

There’s NO way any form of satire is left, after TFG’s Announcement today.

Not only badly Photoshopped “trading cards”, they’re “digital” NFT’s.

There’s no way anyone even remotely sane could come up with anything to parody this.

The psychic trauma of those fine people at the above mentioned institutions must be horrific, they need support and help if there is any chance for them to survive physically or psychologically.

[Beautiful Disaster]

1. To be fair, I don't think the Babylon Bee ever dabbled in satire.

[Fiendish Thingy]

2. Well, BB is what passes for Conservative Christian satire.nt

[rubbersole]

6. Oxymoran.

[zehnkatzen]

11. Exactly. Eff those guys.

I have pity for Borowitz and The Onion, but the Babylon Bee's on their own.

[regnaD kciN]

5. It did, originally...

It started out as a satire site gently poking fun at Protestant Christianity. Then it got bought out by a culture warrior and MAGAt who turned it into “let’s ridicule the libtards, with their wokeness and their pronouns” 24/7.

[central scrutinizer]

3. Tom Lehrer declared the death of satire

When Henry Kissinger won the Nobel Peace Prize

[stage left]

9. I'd say

Tom was on point.

[Oldtimeralso]

4. I need to buy some craptocurrency...

And some shitcoins!!!

[calimary]

12. "Cryptocurrency"!!! And "shitcoins"!!!

DAYUM I LOVE those!

SUPERB new ways to refer to them!

[Duppers]

7. 😁

[stage left]

8. They're all chewing their fingernails down to the quick,

wondering if they should just give it up.

[LeftInTX]

10. We could sell bootlegged cards to MAGA fans and pocket the $$$$

[W T F]

13. "BROKIEMON CARDS"😂😂😂😂

[Beartracks]

14. ROFL

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[Beartracks]

15. Wow, I didn't notice they were only DIGITAL cards! OMFG, get my credit card!1!