The most punchable face in history

[Aviation Pro]

Yeah, this motherfucker.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

1. I am sure Samuel L. Jackson would agree.

[Turbineguy]

2. Lord Haw-Haw

reincarnate.

[oswaldactedalone]

3. That scumbag pos

needs that face kicked in on a daily basis.

[doc03]

4. Yep sure is. nt

[Ocelot II]

5. Der Backpfeifengesicht.

Although this smug taintfungus is a close second.

[thomski64]

7. ...I nominate Cancun Ted..

..there are so many to punch, so
little time..

[Ocelot II]

9. Also a strong contender.

But you're right; there are so many...

[NCjack]

32. I want to see Cruz and Carlson punch each other's face. And,

not powder=puff punches, but real Rocky Marciano punches.

[Ocelot II]

33. I don't think either of them is strong enough to do much damage.

[calimary]

44. I'd vote for going straight to the top: the donald himself.

Might dislodge some of his fake teeth and mess up what’s left of his carefully-arranged bald-spot-concealing hair.

[nightwing1240]

53. He would be high up on my list

[marble falls]

6. I am waiting to see if he can become even more incomprehensable. I think he is prematurely ...

... entering senile dementia.

One of these days, he'll turn up standing on his desk shaking a cane at the camera, ranting about staying off his lawn, with his belt line about 12" above his belly button.

His kids are pretty tired of his "pull my finger" joke. Hell, THEY want to mope slap him, themselves.

[Tribetime]

8. What's up with the phony hair color

[Ocelot II]

12. He should hope that it doesn't leak like Rudy's did.

[gab13by13]

10. Steve Mnuchin is up there.

[Skittles]

58. CORRECT

[SKKY]

11. Either Tucker, or "Great Value Robbie Rotten" Matt Gaetz...

...Either would do to be honest.

[LPBBEAR]

13. Awwwwww

Do I have to pick just one punchable Republican face? So many to choose from. Can't I just line them all up and punch them all?

[calimary]

45. I'd offer to hold 'em in place for ya, but

I’d wanna punch too!

[Genki Hikari]

65. Works for me

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/EnergeticSarcasticBushsqueaker-mobile.mp4

[UTUSN]

14. Trying to unsee.

[ProfessorGAC]

15. Alas, There's Plenty Of Competition For That Crown

Cruz, Miller, TFG, Kushner, Jordan, Gosar, Roger Boy Sean, ....
The list of highly punchable faces is long!

[Paladin]

16. It's that snotty, inherited privilege scent that makes him the winner.

You can smell it from hundreds of miles away.

[lindysalsagal]

34. Agreed. He's no self-made news man. He's a puppet.

[Meadowoak]

17. How about this one?

https://tenor.com/view/ymca-trump-dance-gif-19059230

[Tommymac]

18. From that expression, looks like he got kicked somewhere else too. nt

[calimary]

47. One can dream...

[JuJuChen]

19. a punch might improve it

[fightforfreedom]

20. I agree and I wish someone would do it.

[Bo Zarts]

21. And this one?

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[Niagara]

41. That sinister face has had several procedures done to it.

And there's been several hair transplants as well. He was going bald during his Paypal years.



None of that is his natural look. Still punchable though.

[FoxNewsSucks]

22. There are too many deserving faces

to narrow it down to just one

[Skittles]

59. CORRECT

[niyad]

23. certainly one of the most punchable.

[AllaN01Bear]

24. i have my list and hes one of them. also trump.

[keithbvadu2]

25. We don't have to be sexist.

Boebert and MTG

Let them do it to each other.

[Traildogbob]

28. We got

Some bad ass liberal women that could take care of that side of the aisle. Those two could be list toppers, but Ingraham and that smirk could use a few smacks. Let’s not forget the Lake. Lizzo May be willing to smack a few.

[rubbersole]

54. I was hoping a DU lady would mention Kellyanne...

[A HERETIC I AM]

26. There's a LOT of competition for that crown.

Rittenhouse.


Hannity


Shapiro


Levin


Watters


Gaetz (Also trending as Rapey McForehead! LOL )


Too many more to remember!

This guy that confronted Carlson last year should have done all of humanity a solid and beat the crap out of him when he had the chance;

[usaf-vet]

31. Tucker "we don't need to do this now".... was Tucker offering to bring him in for a live interview?

Of course not he knows that this guy has taken the ONLY opportunity he will ever get to speak out in "videotaped public".

Carlson is a coward.

[A HERETIC I AM]

43. He's a coward of the worst type. He's on a hill with a megaphone...

and a crowd of adoring true believers hanging on every word.

Last night he called Volodymyr Zelenskyy an "uppity foreigner" !!

What a fucking useless piece of shit tool.

[usaf-vet]

27. Is there a line forming if so where.... count me in. Especially now that we know.....

..... that Trump and his attornies, advisors, and FOX leadership KNEW that they were all lying.

[Hekate]

29. Widdle Pucker: Backpfeifengesicht explained

[bdamomma]

30. So many

of them, they needed to be rounded up. Arrogant POS all of them. They can choke on their greed and power.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

35. I guessed you were talking about Carlson before I clicked on the link.

Perhaps because I just read a WaPo editorial about him and his juvenile comments about Zelensky.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

36. Somehow my thoughts don't turn to violence when contemplating Reich Wing shills

The Reich Wing shills are part of reality and I find there is too much violence in reality.

To cartoonize them as targets for violence is to take them out of reality. Despite the strange satisfaction that violence gives some people, trivializing them in that way is just as much a non-solution as resorting to violence.

[relogic]

39. A Thousand "amens"

Your insight about violence impulse is spot on.

[GenThePerservering]

69. Some of us can multitask NT

[Bernardo de La Paz]

71. No aspect is connected to any aspect of multi-tasking. :eyes:

[malthaussen]

37. In the US, anyway.

In Britain, it's definitely Jacob Rees-Mogg, who has the kind of aristocratic smarm granted only by generations of breeding, and that Mr Carlson would give his own grandma for.

-- Mal

[FakeNoose]

61. Well that made me curious. Now I'm looking him up

[Poiuyt]

66. John Oliver refered to Nigel Farage as a 2-time cover model for Most Punchable Face magazine

[malthaussen]

67. He's also a candidate, true.

But Rees-Mogg has the sneering, supercilious attitude displayed only by the most aristocratic assholes.l

-- Mal

[Upthevibe]

38. Ugggggggggggggggggggg..........

[yardwork]

40. I knew it would be Tucker.

[DinahMoeHum]

42. Why does he always look like he just cut a wet fart??

[Javaman]

46. I don't know, he's certainly up there, but I think the is the most punchable face...

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[calimary]

48. Soooooooo many punchable faces. So little time...

Sigh…

[twodogsbarking]

49. He is way fucked up.

[Jilly_in_VA]

50. How about

Stephen Miller?
Paul Gooser?
Sean Hannity?
Roger Stone?

Also, I saw a picture yesterday of Dirty Dan Snyder, who possibly looks worse with a beard than anyone in the DC area. Why confine it to politics? Let's include him too;

[nightwing1240]

55. Imagine if we did a dirty dozen

But I do not doubt we can think of more than 12 that are deserving

[CrispyQ]

51. Actually, I think the list for that title is quite long. -nt

[appleannie1]

52. I would describe him like this: Stick a pin in him and he would ooze pus, like a boil.

[LisaM]

56. So quick funny story about this.

When Susan Macdougall got out of prison, she wrote a book and of course was interviewed by many pundits, including Tucker Carlson, who was an ass to her (I think that was when he had a show with Bill Press). Anyway, I happened to be in Borders one day when she was there, so I bought a copy and she signed it, and I mentioned that and asked why she didn't punch him in the nose (being me, I may have said "belt him in the gob&quot .

She signed it "to Lisa, do you want me to go to prison again for "punching Tucker"?"

I got rid of many of the Bush-era books that came out when we moved a few years ago. That one, I kept.

[allegorical oracle]

57. A tough one. Little Lord Fauntleroy ranks at the top, but I nominate Stephen Miller. n/t

[Silent3]

60. As odious as Tuckems is, I don't think any face beats this one for Backpfeifengesicht-itude

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[Blue Owl]

62. After a holiday rum punch to the face...

Drop a 2-ton bag of coal on his fucking head...

[Raine]

63. I certainly agree with that! 😖 nt

[tazkcmo]

64. Hard to argue that.

So I won't but will nominate Kushner as 2nd.

[maveric]

68. Tucker, Cruz and early 90s Bill Laimbeer.

Just me.

[Vinnie From Indy]

70. Yep!

I would love the chance to punch that POS in the face.

[whistler162]

72. No child no face is most punchable