An AI story of Trump

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

It was a hot summer day, and President Trump was holding a rally in a small town in rural America. He was in the middle of a raucous speech, riling up the crowd with his usual bombastic rhetoric, when suddenly, a giant chicken appeared on the stage.

The crowd gasped as the chicken strutted towards Trump, its beady eyes fixed on the president. Trump was momentarily taken aback, but he quickly regained his composure and tried to shoo the chicken away.

"Get out of here, you stupid bird!" he shouted, waving his arms.

But the chicken wasn't intimidated by Trump's antics. It continued to approach, its sharp beak and talons glinting in the sun.

As the chicken loomed closer, Trump's bravado began to waver. He could feel the hot breath of the beast on his face, and he knew he was in trouble.

"Help!" he yelled, trying to run away. "Someone help me!"

But it was too late. With a loud squawk, the chicken opened its massive jaws and swallowed Trump whole.

The crowd watched in shock as the chicken strutted offstage, Trump's legs kicking wildly from inside its belly. They knew they had just witnessed something they would never forget.

As the chicken disappeared into the distance, the rally attendees realized that they would never see Trump again. They scattered, unsure of what to do next, as the giant chicken made its way back to its lair to enjoy its delicious feast.

(end)

This app is fun and pretty amazing.

https://openai.com/blog/chatgpt/

[Ocelot II]

1. What's the app?

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

2. Sorry, forgot to paste it in!

https://openai.com/blog/chatgpt/

[48656c6c6f20]

3. Mine is about a orange man named Brump

Funny when I asked to write about trump it lectured me on being mean to people..
Brump was an orange man with a big ego and a penchant for lying, cheating, and stealing. He had always been a ruthless businessman, but when he decided to run for president, he knew he had to put on a façade of being a good, honest man.

Despite his many flaws, Brump managed to win the election thanks to his charisma and his ability to appeal to the lowest common denominator. As soon as he took office, he began using his power for personal gain, enriching himself at the expense of the country.

Brump was a serial womanizer, and it wasn't long before stories of his sexual misconduct started to surface. He was accused of rape by several women, but he brushed it off as "fake news" and continued on with his presidency.

As time went on, Brump's corruption became more and more blatant. He sold American assets to foreign countries, including Russia, in exchange for personal gain. The American people were outraged, but Brump didn't seem to care. He was too busy filling his own pockets to worry about the consequences of his actions.

As the years went by, Brump's presidency became a laughingstock around the world. He was a joke, a man who had sold his country to the highest bidder and cared only about his own personal gain. Eventually, the people had had enough and voted him out of office, but the damage had been done. The country was in shambles, and it would take years to recover from the damage Brump had caused.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

4. LOL... Another:

A Very Un-Merry Anti-Trump Christmas"

It was the night before Christmas, and all through the White House
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care
But the Grinch in the Oval Office had no Christmas cheer.

He sat at his desk, snorting lines of cocaine
While monkeys danced around him in a wild, frenzied chain.
He cackled and laughed as the monkeys did tricks
Ignoring the cries of the poor and the sick.

But suddenly, there was a loud knock on the door
And in walked a horde of undead zombies, raw and sore.
They moaned and they groaned, their eyes glowing red
As they shuffled towards Trump, ready to be fed.

"What do you want?" Trump snarled, his eyes wild with fear.
"We want brains!" the zombies cried, their voices harsh and clear.
"We'll eat yours first, you selfish old fool!"

And with that, the zombies attacked, their teeth sharp and cruel.
They tore into Trump, devouring his flesh
Leaving behind only bones, a grisly, gruesome mesh.

As the monkeys looked on, horrified and scared
They realized that this was a very un-merry anti-Trump Christmas to be spared.
The end.

[malaise]

5. Ridicule the fool - these are fabulous😀

Get thee to the greatest page and Happy Holidays to you and yours 😀

[keithbvadu2]

6. Of course, they'll see Trump again.

Of course, they'll see Trump again.

What's that spot on top of chickenshit?

More chickenshit.