Fox and Trump are very mad about Donald VonShitzenpants being entered into the court record.

[kpete]

Please stop referring to him as Donald VonShitzenpants. It makes Donald VonShitzenpants very upset. Be cool, everyone. Stop using Donald VonShitzenpants.

Link to tweet

https://x.com/Vodkaquaffer/status/1786163585980514526

[3catwoman3]

1. This has given one of the best laughs I've had...

...in a while.

[central scrutinizer]

2. That tops "shitgibbon"

Which made it into the transcript as well. I pity the court reporters who have to record this

[Abigail_Adams]

18. I dunno.

Maybe the reporters and stenographers are trying to hide their smiles.

[surfered]

3. Jeff Tiedrich often talks about shitweasels.

Maybe he’s referring to Trump’s attorneys.

[keithbvadu2]

4. Other names are still available. I like 'Nodfather'.

[Prof. Toru Tanaka]

30. I also like

Don Poorleone and Don Snoreleone.

Donald von Shitzenpants 😄

[Aviation Pro]

5. VonShitzenpants?

VonShitzenpants. VonShitzenpants! VonShitzenpants! VonShitzenpants!

[dchill]

23. Yes, VonShitzenpants.

VonShitzenpants!

[MOMFUDSKI]

6. If the diaper fits . .

. . .

[Bluethroughu]

7. Somebody change his poopy diaper, he's getting all fussy.

And he smells bad too...

Looks like it's not the diaper this time, just his sulphuric body odor filling the court room.

[Jerry2144]

8. I do hazmat cleanup for a living

There is no PPE robust enough to protect the worker for that task. It would be an expensive project to clean that canyon

[Bluethroughu]

10. It would be a gift of sacrifice not many are willing to make.

[Jerry2144]

11. If I were to attempt that toxic cleanup,

It would cost more money than Musk rat, Bozos, and rich mother-Zuckerberg have, combined

[blogslug]

9. Trump's lawyer is the one who read it out loud in court

Maybe Todd Blanche hates Donny as much as the rest of us.

[meow2u3]

12. How about Bullshit Dozer?

[republianmushroom]

13. Oh well, into each life some rain will fall.

[Wonder Why]

14. I promise on a Trump bible that I will never call Donald VonShitzenpants by the name Donald VonShitzenpants.

I had my fingers crossed!

[chouchou]

15. I don't care for his son either. Von Barronshitzenpantsload

[ArkansasDemocrat1]

37. Barron Von Shitzenpants

[LetMyPeopleVote]

16. News of #VonSchitzenpants' exploits spreads fast

Link to tweet

[Hermit-The-Prog]

17. traitortrump von Shitzenpants -- "Donald" is too common.

[Hugin]

19. Smelvis von Shitzenpants would be accurate too.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

20. Yup. It has a certain air about it that fits.

[Hugin]

21. Obviously, you and I won't be in any jury pools going forward.

“Yes, your honor. I have opinions.”

[BadGimp]

22. I added "Donald Von Shitzenpants" to my Trump names listicle(in Airtable)

https://AltTrumpNames.com

[Grammy23]

24. That has got to be the laugh out loud

Moment of the day. The thought that Donald Vonshitzenpants is in the official transcript made me shed tears of joy. I wasn’t sure we would have anything to celebrate from the shit-show going on in NYC but the transcript holds real potential. My mood just went up tenfold.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

25. He's just a regular guy

If you know what I mean.

[ret5hd]

27. uncontrollably regular.

[AmBlue]

26. Kimmel called him Little Donnie Diaperload

I think it was Kimmel. That one just rolls off the tongue! And so appropo.

[Conjuay]

32. And "Ranty Clause"

[sakabatou]

28. Just how thin skinned is Fox "News" and their orange god?

I need a measurement! It's gotta be less than 25 micrometers.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

29. Laura Ingraham Not Pleased After CNN Airs Michael Cohen's Crude Nickname For Trump

https://www.yahoo.com/news/laura-ingraham-not-pleased-cnn-104542714.html

Maybe you can be his groom of the stool Laua.

[Prof. Toru Tanaka]

31. Laura Ingrateham is upset.

[MustBeTheBooz]

33. Sick Fuck VonShitzenpants!

[peppertree]

34. Fine. Donald Dumpenfartz then.

We wouldn't want to hurt his fee-fees.

[kingvitamin]

35. The answer to Laura Ingraham's question!

Question:

Where does James Earl Jones go to get his voiceover back?

Answer:

The same place Abraham Lincoln goes to get his Republican Party back!

[turbinetree]

36. Someone should have a billboard with the word...............

[ArkansasDemocrat1]

38. Add a hashtag

#DonaldVonShitzInPants