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Warning: Republicans To Start Sacrificing Virgins
[font color=green]More pearls of wisdom from Juanita Jean.[/font]
When Republicans start looking for virgins in South Carolina, there can only be one reason: Mayan sacrifice. Rumor has it that there is only one virgin in South Carolina and apparently it’s become very important to find her.
If you been under a rock, you might not have heard that the Laurens County South Carolina GOP has some new rules..
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Okay, so here’s what I’m wondering. Who is going to be the virgin police? Does it require special training? And, most importantly, can I get some?
I hope they find the virgin soon so everybody else can go back to living normal.
http://juanitajean.com/