‘We Are Terminating Our Relationship with Rush Limbaugh’: Satan
Radio Host Loses Longtime Sponsor
Embattled radio host Rush Limbaugh suffered another major desertion today as he lost the support of one of his longtime sponsors, Satan.
The usually reclusive Prince of Darkness announced his decision at a hastily called press conference in Columbus, Ohio, his unofficial headquarters on Earth.
“Due to remarks of his that we consider unacceptable, we are terminating our relationship with Rush Limbaugh,” Satan said in a tersely worded statement.
According to one advisor to the Lord of Misrule, Satan had stuck by the radio host as long as possible but after he called a young woman a slut on the air Mr. Limbaugh had become “radioactive.”
More at: http://www.borowitzreport.com/2012/03/05/we-are-terminating-our-relationship-with-rush-limbaugh-satan/