We're all Muppets to Mitt Romney: Is that going to be [his] solution to everything:hose us down?
Not easy being a Muppet. Referring to Greg Smith, formerly of Goldman Sachs, who wrote an op- ed in the New York Times about getting the hell out of Dodge, due to his companys relentlessly spiraling moral depravity. According to Smith, associates are encouraged to pursue profit above all else, and that includes ripping out the eyeballs of their own billion- dollar clients at the same time they mockingly scorn them as Muppets.
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Romney loves to hype his history as a private equity investment banker, so its not difficult to imagine him as another of the sucking pods on a waving tentacle of the vampire squid. Wrapped so tightly in the Me First, and Success at any Cost culture that he squeaks money when he moves. A sound that surely acts as a predatory mating call.
Were all Muppets to him. On a daily basis Mr. Bain Capital will say or do whatever he thinks might possibly help on the campaign trail. Pro- choice, I got your pro- choice. Oh wait, not pro- choice, well, then neither am I. What happens in the sanctity of ones own bedroom is nobodys business. Oh, Yes It Is! Surprised every time hes not photographed wearing one of those whiplash neck braces from the twisting and turning necessary to cover his wide panoply of paradoxical convictions.
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Thats it, isnt it? Were all annoying obstacles to be overcome in order to better provide for your family. Who would be well advised not to get too comfortable, if there is anything to be learned from the fate of your valiant Irish Setter, Seamus. Is that going to be your solution to everything: hose us down?
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