Donald Rumsfeld's Letter to the IRS

[Scuba]

[unblock]

1. it should say "i am committing tax fraud but am setting up an ignorance defence."

[liberal N proud]

2. The unknown known

[pscot]

3. does he also talk to parking meters?

[vicman]

4. I cannot know...

or not know if I deposited the correct amount of quarters into you. My gosh golly, the unknown known is whether I deposited any quarters into you at all. The known unknown is whether such a thing as quarters even exist, somewhere north, east, west or south of here.

[Enthusiast]

5. A authentically bad person, DOnald Rumsfeld.

[okaawhatever]

6. Even in cartoon form he looks evil. nt

[muriel_volestrangler]

7. Dear Sir or Madam, I have so many income streams from dubious sources

that I have too much money to know where it has all come from. People kept putting me in charges of things I didn't understand, whether that was pharmaceutical companies or defense departments. After that, they paid me to stand up and lie, again, in speeches. They even want to pay me for my name being on a ghost-written book that tries to make excuses for my life! Golly, I can't understand a paycheck, let alone the implications of concocting a fraudulent case for war and sending men off to die for it.

I am an amoral fart who, in defiance of the Peter Principle, was promoted multiple times to my level of incompetency, which is a sad commentary on governance in our nation's capital.

PS: My net worth was somewhere between $59 and $195 million in 2006; shall we just call it a round $200 million now? I like figures with as many zeroes at the end as possible, and the less of those confusing other digits at the start, the better.