‘Porn Stars Against Santorum’ Release Attack Ad

[pokerfan]

"So, vote Romney."
"But wait, Romney's a Republican dick-hole, too."
"So, Santorum, because if he wins the primary he would definitely get crushed by Obama."

Rick Santorum has come out against a lot of things that seem like battles left unfought, but it is perhaps his decision to call for prosecution of porn stars that has gotten him the most opposition, though mostly from people in the media speculating that this may be an unpopular position. Finally, however, the workers most affected by his “war on porn” have come out in defense of their craft, calling for voters to send Santorum their favorite porn videos on Twitter, to make a political statement in defense of their craft.

http://www.mediaite.com/online/porn-stars-against-santorum-release-hilarious-inaugural-attack-ad-endorse-santorum/

[banned from Kos]

1. Chastity Lynn is a sweetheart.

“Together, we can enfranchise ourselves through the power of incessant masturbation,” Lynn promises.

I always liked her.

[Initech]

2. Yesterday I actually saw a Santorum For President bumper sticker.

Really - do some people just not know how to use Google or what?

If you vote for him you might as well vote for the Taliban.

[Danascot]

3. This is right up his alley.

They just write themselves, don't they?