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"I cured Polio, Jonas Salk took my advice even after I wrote an article saying that those kids should just be left to die, because they were a drain on Society."
"I won the war in Viet Nam by advocating for the children of The Common Folk to be drafted to fight, even as I knew that my safety was assured by first, a college deferment, secondly, a religious deferment, and thirdly, just to be extra safe, going to France to hide in a castle so that little bit of nastiness stayed far, far away from my privileged hide."
"As a Bain Capital executive, I freed hundreds of thousands of employees from the drudgery of manual labor, opening up their lives to a much broader scope of existence than they would have otherwise experienced being trapped in jobs that they held for twenty years or so."
"When I was a rambunctious youth, a few friends and I took it upon ourselves to personally educate some of our classmates into the habits of proper grooming. We did this expecting nothing in recompense, but as a selfless act of charity."
Arkana
(24,347 posts)If you go into any one of Mitt Romney's houses, you'll find the Lindbergh baby in the basement.
Right next to Jimmy Hoffa.
Blue_Tires
(55,445 posts)deutsey
(20,166 posts)"...and I apologize for any harm it may have caused anyone."
zbdent
(35,392 posts)while working on the Infinite Improbability Drive ...
rurallib
(62,478 posts)Capt. Obvious
(9,002 posts)Actually true
(I'll just recycle for each of these threads)