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Dear God,
I know you are all-seeing, all knowing and all-powerful. You created everything, you watch everyone all the time and you decide how everything happens. Even when we humans dont understand why, we know that whatever happens, its your will, and that you work in mysterious ways. But I have to confess that in my heart, Ive been secretly feeling, that 2016 wasnt your best year on record.
2016 will always be remembered as the year the Syrian war and Isil got even worse than anyone imagined, we had Brexit, the Zika virus struck in the caribbean, Chris Christie remained uncharged for his role in bridgegate, Brad and Angelina split up, Kanye West cancelled his tour, Vampire Diaries and Downton Abbey ended, Season 4 of the TV show Mistresses was cancelled, Za Za Gabor died, and Abe Vigoda died for the 4th or 5th time.
But it got even worse when Buzzfeed reported that Hillary Clinton was running a child sex ring out of a NY pizza parlor. And even worse, when Western Journalism.com reported that Florida voted to institute Sharia law on April 28th, 2014. That was a really really bad day. All of the floridian BBQ houses had to throw out their pork. The state is now called Floridistan.
But I didnt lose faith until you sent us your own emmisary of truth, donald trump, and he discovered the lost book of the Bible: 140 Twitteronomy, in the basement of a long-forgotten, foreclosed casino. That book brought us the 6 ecclesiastical revelations, in trumps own words, all of them your own gospel:
1. Millions of democrats voted illegally, so Hillarys popular vote win is really Trumps.
2. Donald trump won every debate.
3. Barack Obama started Isis in the middle east.
4. Ted Cruz was photographed with Lee Harvey Oswald.
5. In 2016 U. S. unemployment skyrocketed to 42%.
6. None of Barack Obamas classmates ever saw him in person at school.
All of that was bad enough, but what really made me wonder what you were up to was when I found out that the unthinkable had happened: I had heard rumors, but it was too terrible to contemplate. It is something that will effect world history, potentially for decades to come. Something that shattered peoples sense of security, that undermines americans daily lives in every way. Its so shocking that I can barely say the words:
Not everything on Facebook is true!
God: How could you let us be so fooled?! We had always had faith in the postings of our friends and neighbors, and 1-time acquaintances. We believed their stories that came around facebook, like,
when Trump said America gave Canada its independence.
Like, that Oprah Winfrey was pregnant at 61,
like Amish people never have autistic children because they dont get vaccinations.
And that 37 people died in Colorado due to Marijuanna overdoses on the first day it was legalized.
So, Im sorry, but Im going to have to tell you something: Ive decided that maybe you arent all-seeing, all-knowing, or all-powerful. Because, after all, why would you create facebook, and then allow fake stories to be told? How could you lead us so astray? I guess Ive lost all faith in facebook, and its all your fault. I hope you can do a better job in 2017. Maybe you should get some advice from Santa, the Easter Bunny, or the Tooth Fairy. Amen.
CousinIT
(9,273 posts)It went to complete SHIT from there.
Tommy_Carcetti
(43,229 posts)...you better not mess with Donald Trump.
LandrosT
(50 posts)If there was a God, why would he allow such evil men like Trump to win?
CousinIT
(9,273 posts)If there's a "God" it is a cruel jokester and frankly, as much a psychopath as Trump & Ryan are.
backscatter712
(26,355 posts)I have the theory that we're all living in a video game - "God" is actually a gawky kid playing SimUniverse, and playing with all the disasters in the game. And maybe Satan is actually a teenage griefer, fucking with us for the lulz.
but the Flying Spaghetti Monster is very much alive!
tclambert
(11,087 posts)Or maybe Q from Star Trek. We are just playthings to these gods. Hillary Clinton as president would have bored them. "How shall we mess with the humans today? Let's give them some short-fingered chaos and see what merriment ensues!"
Calculating
(2,957 posts)If God intervened and stopped Trump from winning that would defeat the point of this test. Trump might be the Antichrist for all we know. A charismatic leader completely contrary to the teachings of Christ.
Why should God help us if we're incapable of doing the simplest of things to help ourselves? For example, by not voting for the bigoted, narcissistic, megalomaniac conman.
Mariana
(14,863 posts)The overwhelming majority of humanity aren't eligible to vote in the US. How can this be a test for humanity?
0rganism
(23,991 posts)hardly necessary though, we're quite capable of fucking things up on our own without divine intervention
Vogon_Glory
(9,137 posts)God gave us free will, and many of His children use it to kill, to maim, to lie, to steal, to torture, to cheat, to swindle and to betray.
The Big Guy may be responsible for natural roasters, but we humans are responsible for 99.99 percent of the rest of it.
Spitfire of ATJ
(32,723 posts)Stonepounder
(4,033 posts)It's true. I've read it over and over again on Facebook!
Binkie The Clown
(7,911 posts)If I had the power to cure the world's ills, I'd do it. That makes me morally superior to this so-called "god" who doesn't seem to give a shit. Even if I believed in god, which I don't, I certainly wouldn't believe in the Biblical god who is a brutal, barbarian god invented by brutal, barbarian, ignorant bronze age goat herders. Don't forget, the people who wrote the Bible had no idea where the sun went when it set each evening. And you trust them to tell you about "god"? Really?
RealityChik
(382 posts)We did it to ourselves. Thom Hartmann is right when he warns us that "Democracy is not a spectator sport." It requires our active participation. This has been a painful lesson to learn, but we must move forward and make a better future for ourselves.
Javaman
(62,534 posts)we never choose to take personal responsibility for our own screwed up actions.
lindysalsagal
(20,792 posts)But it's true that religion lets you blame other people: "Them."