Florida Republican sends welcome grenades to fellow Congress members
Source: The Guardian
A newly elected Florida Republican sent grenades to fellow members of Congress, prompting one aghast Democrat to say not even George Santos could make this stuff up.
Stamped with a Republican elephant, the inert projectiles came with a letter in which Mills said: It is my pleasure to give you a 40mm grenade, made for a Mk19 grenade launcher. They are manufactured in the Sunshine State and first developed in the Vietnam war.
Lets come together and get to work on behalf of our constituents.
As pictures of the grenades spread online, a spokesman for (freshman Cory) Mills told the Washington Post: Per the letter, the grenades are inert, and were cleared through all security metrics. I just wish they tagged our official account.
Read more: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/jan/27/florida-republican-grenades-congress-cory-mills
Because of course... grenades!
I can't even think of a comment.
discombobulatedly,
Bright
ancianita
(35,813 posts)ificandream
(9,196 posts)It's like the Three Stooges (forgive me Moe, Larry and Curly for comparing you with these numbskulls) are governing. And people are stupid enough to not send them off into the sunset.
TigressDem
(5,121 posts)"I KNOW I will have to VOTE WITH DEMS to SAVE America."
"So here is to being in the trenches with Y'all when my co-horts start ripping US up."
We will know by his actions on the floor of the House or Senate, didn't catch which one he's disgracing with this stunt.
PatSeg
(46,804 posts)All performance, all the time. So now Mills has gotten his name in the news cycle. It is all a game to them.
Evolve Dammit
(16,632 posts)nature-lover
(1,452 posts)Maybe we are #2 in the "Disgusting Politicians" category now.
Mr.Bill
(24,104 posts)from the great state of California. We've got our share of crazy politicians here, too.
lonely bird
(1,642 posts)And raise you a Gym Jordan.
Dont count out Ohio in the stupidity race.
tblue37
(64,982 posts)Eyeball_Kid
(7,410 posts)They'll not only send potential donors grenades, but the launchers as well. Hell, maybe a can or two of C4 if they contribute 2k. Corporate donors can be on the mailing list for a box of hollow points. Political banquets can give away AR-15s as door prizes. The possibilities are endless. GO TEXAS!
nature-lover
(1,452 posts)I am sure that there is a rotation of "Groups to Oppress" for weekly soundbites.
lambchopp59
(2,809 posts)Way up there on the stupidity scale as well.
At least you have solidly blue Austin refuge.
Az... I can't get away from the MAGA nuts anywhere.
eppur_se_muova
(36,227 posts)ShazzieB
(15,958 posts)I followed a link to a tweet that was in the article and found this image. I'm posting the image rather than embedding the tweet so everyone can see it.
TygrBright
(20,733 posts)Lacking much in the way of a phallus, the Congresscritter assumes the lack is a general one and kindly offers to share his favorite compensating "toy".
Now I get it.
wearily,
Bright
sdfernando
(4,897 posts)ancianita
(35,813 posts)Committee. Huh?
Thanks for the helpful visual, but just seeing the violence implied behind this bullshit pisses me off.
70sEraVet
(3,430 posts)I know his letter says they are 'inert', but they certainly LOOK like they should vibrate?
Some clever smart-ass should make a line of vibraters similar to these, and call them 'Mills-eraters'; Made in Florida!
Dildos should be treated like dildos!
Lasher
(27,501 posts)But grenades send a more manly message, i get it.
NBachers
(17,007 posts)ZonkerHarris
(24,156 posts)"Think, think, think. There must be something...."
Wild blueberry
(6,543 posts)Hi Newbie,
I have a tiny penis.
Dufus in Floriduh
area51
(11,868 posts)sinkingfeeling
(51,279 posts)Cha
(295,929 posts)one who made a sick perverted tweet about Nancy Pelosi and a gavel and a hammer.
I don't remember the exact words.. just that it's the kind of vicious Stupidity that would send stupid fake grenades to maga POS.
And, I bet Con Santos could make this Shit up. But nice touch to bring the Spurious George in on it.
Diamond_Dog
(31,669 posts)A defense and security contractor before entering Congress, he has boasted about selling teargas used against protesters for racial justice.
We know EXACTLY where this turds mind set is.
Why do these worthless racist punks keep getting elected?
Skittles
(152,966 posts)yup
littlemissmartypants
(22,418 posts)certainot
(9,090 posts)and democracy's been getting its ass kicked for 35 years because of it
Elessar Zappa
(13,650 posts)isnt as powerful now that Limbaughs dead.
Hieronymus Phact
(367 posts)It's one of the biggest threats we're up against precisely because no one takes it seriously.
Elessar Zappa
(13,650 posts)But since Limbaugh has died, listenership has gone down.
TigressDem
(5,121 posts)February 17, 2021 and 2022 will have to be wrapped up into a GRAND day of feasting and joy and reading lists of all the REICH WING crooks and/or their mouth pieces that either get arrested, done in by their followers, make it to the Darwin list or just die of natural causes.
We can call it OLL Crazy Day for short. Feb 17th. Put it on your calendar.
https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/rush-limbaugh-died-lung-cancer-after-denying-smoking-s-risk-ncna1258395
Feb. 20, 2021, 3:30 AM CST
By Judi Ketteler, author of Would I Lie to You? The Amazing Power of Being Honest in a World That Lies"
People who have made a living out of spreading outrageous lies are generally not stupid. What they are is experts at self-deception.
That anyone gets cancer is tragic. But I find it equally tragic that Limbaugh consistently sought to bend facts about public health to the reality he wanted to live in, and thereby endangered the listeners who believed him.
His downplaying of the dangers of smoking was merely a warmup for his participation in PolitiFact's 2020 lie of the year: Covid-19 denial. Limbaughs repeated lies about the coronavirus included everything from conspiracy theories involving Dr. Anthony Fauci to his suggestion that the virus was nothing more than a stunt by people opposed to President Donald Trump.
But it goes from tragic to mind-bending when one of the purveyors of these lies someone as knowledgeable, media literate and savvy as Limbaugh seems to believe the very falsehoods they are spreading, lives as though they are true and then gets stung by them as a result.
SO if there is anyone you think can be recognized please post so I can be well prepared by Feb 17th to
HONOR THE FACT that SOME People
Make a room BETTER when they enter (Joe Biden comes to mind)
AND SOME People
Make a room BETTER WHEN THEY LEAVE.
electric_blue68
(14,623 posts)Toorich
(391 posts)...to see if this security boy put any bugs in these "trojan horse" gifts that will soon be gathering dust on office bookshelves or in the privacy of the man-cave. Great chance to pick up intel from friend or foe.
Wicked Blue
(5,767 posts)The LEAST he could have done was to give out assault rifles.
PatrickforB
(14,516 posts)Timeflyer
(1,961 posts)AllaN01Bear
(17,383 posts)BOSSHOG
(36,862 posts)From a long long time ago
Relative to handling: a handgun is always loaded. Period. That consideration should be made about any weapon
PatrickforB
(14,516 posts)So, aren't Republicans in this Congress dedicated to DEWEAPONIZING government?
And then the guy sends grenades out?
I'm sorry...still laughing.
Republicans are real funny..............until they are not.
StClone
(11,679 posts)On which additional books to ban? How to make Florida more uselessly wicked for all but the toxically wealthy? Sending a bomb is indicative of a threat, not an invitation. Florida is coming close to a loony bin.
Rebl2
(13,311 posts)hadEnuf
(2,150 posts)Everybody knows what he means.
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housecat
(3,121 posts)lambchopp59
(2,809 posts)😨
Kid Berwyn
(14,651 posts)Decorated combat veteran and traitor Cory Mills working with Gaetz to eliminate federal oversight, including BATF.
https://www.congress.gov/member/cory-mills/M001216
jmowreader
(50,453 posts)He sends them out on the second anniversary of Presidential Bidens inauguration, and he makes sure theyre painted green. Green is the color of live ordnance; these should have been blue or black.
orleans
(33,987 posts)Bayard
(21,806 posts)LudwigPastorius
(8,944 posts)How long are we going to tolerate these Nazi assholes in our midst?
Mr.Bill
(24,104 posts)what MTG did with hers.
tonekat
(1,805 posts)He sent everyone a butt plug. An inscribed, GOP butt plug.
The symbolism is as subtle as a baseball bat.
Nac Mac Feegle
(969 posts)I would return it with a note to the effect of something like Someone sent me your butt plug by mistake and insure that the action was leaked.
A callback to the legal legend about returning a rather idiotic threat letter to another lawyer with a note saying someone is signing your name to exceedingly stupid documents, just thought youd like to know.
paleotn
(17,781 posts)Timeflyer
(1,961 posts)for dems who want to move away before a hell-mouth sinkhole forms, taking this whole state down where it's headed before DeSadist can spread his poison through the whole country.
sakabatou
(42,083 posts)SWBTATTReg
(21,859 posts)Not off to a great start.
Martin68
(22,671 posts)Must be Republicans.
hay rick
(7,521 posts)Ho hum.
moniss
(3,949 posts)that they do not comprehend that Mills was signaling to the crazies?
niyad
(112,435 posts)Smackdown2019
(1,169 posts)tornado34jh
(867 posts)I live in Lakeland, Florida (originally from Bethesda, Maryland) and although I like the weather here, as I do lightning photography, there are definitely some crazy people here. Unfortunately, even though I voted Democratic across the board here in the last mid-term, not enough people aren't going to change, all because they think it is all about freedom. The other day I saw a Three Percenters flag here. To be honest, there are not many people I personally know here who are Democratic. I could probably count them on two hands at most. But I am fully aware of the crazy things the Florida government is. But for someone to do that to other congress members, if it was done in other countries, it would be considered terrorism. Really this ought to be considered a terrorist threat, even if it is an inert grenade. If it were live and it did go off and hurt/kill people, I would think this would be considered terrorism, but then again, it seems we are very selective when it comes to deciding what is terrorism. Can you imagine if a Muslim did what that person did? Oh you can bet they would be screaming up to the moon about that, wanting to send them to Guantanamo and all that.
JohnnyRingo
(18,581 posts)I guess now it's the Grenade State.
jmowreader
(50,453 posts)The first paragraph reads:
This reads like someone who's been in Congress two terms, not two weeks like Mills was when he sent out free inert grenades to all his colleagues.