UH-OH COVID Does WHAT To Your Dick?! - The Damage Report

[ItsjustMe]

[turbinetree]

1. He must have had to much time on his hands.....

Centimeters (cm), Inches (&quot (decimal), Inches (&quot (fraction)
4 cm , 1.5748 in , 1 37/64 in
5 cm , 1.9685 in , 1 31/32 in
6 cm , 2.3622 in , 2 23/64 in
7 cm , 2.7559 in , 2 3/4 in

[EarnestPutz]

2. He ends this report by saying that having a bunch of conservatives ending up with.....

....shorter penises is probably not a good thing because of "quality of life issues" and their general happiness. I would guess so! These are the unhappy folks with too many guns already (big long ones for their penis envy issues) and adding to their anger issues can't be a good thing.

[turbinetree]

3. I heard the 4 cm thingy and just started to laugh....small man complex.....

[brewens]

4. I have lost a lot of weight the last three years and exercise and diet have improved my health

tremendously. More than I ever thought it could. I was a fat middle aged guy with low testosterone and really didn't even care that much that my sexual life was pretty much over. It wasn't on my mind much.

Then things started to change, and it was on my mind more and COVID was keeping me from getting out and meeting anyone. I have twice as much hair on my body than a couple years ago. I don't need mt testosterone checked, I know it's back to excellent levels.

One more reason why I am on double secret, defcon lockdown. It's like I get a new chance at life and I'm not screwing it up!

[paleotn]

5. If it doesn't "Darwin" you one way, it will "Darwin" you in another.

Yes, that's right. Because of covidiots and anti-vax lunatics, Darwin has become a verb as well as a noun.

[magicguido]

6. If it's vascular; he just has a deflated dick