Police: Mysterious thief stole the commode from the precinct office

[PJMcK]

Detectives have nothing to go on.

[Duncanpup]

1. It smells like a inside job

And it really stinks ok that is best I got on short notice

[PJMcK]

2. You're flush with responses! (n/t)

[5X]

3. You left out the lede..

Was a Florida man, had to be.

[Leon White]

4. Interesting title, but is it true?

Interesting title, but is it true?

[PJMcK]

5. Only if you want it to be!

Welcome to the DU Lounge where some things aren't serious.

[Brother Buzz]

7. Stated to me for a fact. I only tell it as I got it.

I am willing to believe it. I can believe any thing.

[Wolf Frankula]

6. They need to call the Poolice

If they catch the culprit they'll tell her, "Urine trouble!"

Wolf

[Major Nikon]

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