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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsTried a friend's home COVID test last evening: Pour two fingers of Scotch into a glass and smell it.
If you can smell it, drink it. If you can taste it, youre negative.
I did the test nine times and was negative each time.
Im doing the test later today because this morning I woke up with a headache and feel like Im coming down with something.
Should I be worried?
hlthe2b
(102,574 posts)Must be Highland Park Single Malt.
MLAA
(17,376 posts)Take out the scotch and take a pregnancy test
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,751 posts)SergeStorms
(19,208 posts)what side effects these new variations of COVID may produce.
Then there's the vaccines themselves, changing your DNA and all.
And who knows what nefarious schemes Bill Gates is hatching.
Yes, everyone, this is.
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,751 posts)Wicked Blue
(5,868 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,751 posts)malthaussen
(17,241 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,751 posts)patphil
(6,259 posts)Chalk it up to practicing for the real thing.
They say you can also use bourbon, but I wouldn't know.
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,751 posts)patphil
(6,259 posts)I used to drink Ezra Brooks when I lived in Shreveport, but I can't get it up here in New York.
Lonestarblue
(10,178 posts)Single malt please.
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,751 posts)CaptainTruth
(6,621 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,751 posts)Retired Engineer Bob
(759 posts)You need to generate your cure.
Beer, and coffee (for the tea totalers) works too.
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10142851141
Satire is dead.
Marthe48
(17,145 posts)Maybe some hair of the dog to get over what ails you this morning?
multigraincracker
(32,762 posts)I brake out in handcuffs.
SergeStorms
(19,208 posts)Good one. 👍
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,751 posts)PatSeg
(47,773 posts)karin_sj
(817 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,751 posts)Orrex
(63,295 posts)Historic NY
(37,462 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,751 posts)momta
(4,079 posts)And if you add some lime juice and Triple Sec (for medicinal purposes, of course) it works even better.
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,751 posts)BobTheSubgenius
(11,580 posts)That would be worrisome, I think.
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,751 posts)BobTheSubgenius
(11,580 posts)You are no dilettante, sir!