Nope Nope Nope (Earthquake bed)

[Nevilledog]

Link to tweet

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. ABSOLUTELY UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES WOULD I SLEEP IN SUCH A TRAP! n/t

[Skittles]

4. if your pet was on the edge would he be crushed?

[I_UndergroundPanther]

2. If it had a

Steel framed human sized doggy doors with an inside latch so I could crawl out of on both sides/ top. And a microphone and speaker so I could be heard by rescue,and the food/ water storage cat food & litterbox portable toilet. And enough space for Othello.
Maybe then.

[NJCher]

3. Nobody

Likes this idea.

[BlueWaveNeverEnd]

5. like a coffin

[Grokenstein]

6. Why sleep in a steel Venus flytrap?

You could just sleep in the cage without the whole "drop and slam because the dog farted" part.

[hlthe2b]

7. Seems like "pre-burial"... all sealed up and ready to go

[2naSalit]

8. Brings a whole new meaning...

To the idea of a recovery package. All boxed up and ready to plant.

[Earth-shine]

9. From the video, I'd say people go in, but they don't come out.

[LuckyCharms]

10. They forgot to mention that

enthusiastic sexual relations activates the bed.

They always forget to mention that.

And then, you're trapped in a coffin-like device.

With a boner.

Nobody wants that.