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UTUSN

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Tue Dec 13, 2022, 12:03 AM Dec 2022

So "my" dog has cashed in with a Tell-All, entirely his words here:

* It was fun at first, we met at a park or bar whatever, and it was some kind of immediate atrraction or who-knows.

* Yeah, that night, it was wild, we were wild, crazy wolfish, didn't think about "forever" or stuff like that.

* So naturally we wanted to keep it up, next time, hey, seeya.

* And we had to do some *other* things, like other things, things just things.

* So it got to be like, you-me/nobody else and stuff.

* And that went on until it's a done deal, like, let's move in.

* And then it was a new kind of homebody kind of thing, well that was new.

* So fast forward, a decade and a half or so.

* Well, gotta give props, he was a great provider, but dry stuff, no human tasty stuff.

* Same-ol' - fun? Well, he sent my balls to heck & "jokes" my treats, "You want your nuts?!" Never was funny.

* Well, it's a living, no lack of dry food and wet water. He leaves me alone for about 3 hours 3 times per week.

* It's not perfect - BUT. Look at that movie, "Sunday Bloody Sunday".








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So "my" dog has cashed in with a Tell-All, entirely his words here: (Original Post) UTUSN Dec 2022 OP
Hilarious!! Karadeniz Dec 2022 #1
Thanks but it ain't perfect, he tells me. UTUSN Dec 2022 #2
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