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tblue37

(65,541 posts)
2. Toots. Cracks me up, since that's what my family called farts, so I can't help thinking of
Mon Dec 19, 2022, 07:31 PM
Dec 2022

them as mastodon farts.

Atticus

(15,124 posts)
5. A bit of vintage schoolyard doggerel:
Mon Dec 19, 2022, 07:44 PM
Dec 2022

"Beans, beans, the musical fruit!
The more you eat, the more you toot!
The more you toot, the better you feel
So eat your beans with every meal!"

That was the only verse most 8-year-olds ever recited.

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