I remember when phones were dumb as fuck.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[HopeHoops]

1. Our phones didn't have eyes.

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. Sure they did.

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Though most of them were Cyclopean.
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[HopeHoops]

5. No, no, no, and no. The only one I had with eyes was this one...

http://i.ebayimg.com/t/Vintage-FISHER-PRICE-Telephone-1961-Chatter-Phone-Rotary-Dial-Pull-Toy-/00/s/NjY1WDcyMA==/$(KGrHqJ,!lwF!emOQJBEBQRWvfJgRw~~60_12.JPG

I loved it (and still have it) - the eyes move and EVERYTHING!

You have to click on the link to see it. I can't figure out how to get it to embed.

[MiddleFingerMom]

7. Here ya go:

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[HopeHoops]

8. Yeah. That's the one. A dog chewed the string a little, but it's in good shape - WOOD even.

Toys suck now (except Lego). We had good shit back then. Okay, okay, I'm an old fart.

[Arkansas Granny]

2. You'll have to remind me,

Just how dumb is fuck?

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. It hasn't been THAT long.

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[HopeHoops]

6. Consider the orgasm. Are you thinking about ANYTHING at that point? That's where the term cums from.

[MiddleFingerMom]

9. I don't know about anyone else, but I'm thinking about Ignatius Reilly's dearly departed dog Rex.

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Anyone else notice similarities in Ignatius and Sheldon of "The Big Bang Theory"?
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[argiel1234]

10. shit, my first cell phone was a motorola flip phone back in the late 90's

it wasnt obviously the first of its kind, but i felt like james bond every time i made a call