I won the lottery!!!

[Archae]

Honest! I did!

Wisconsin Lottery's Happy Howldays.

Oh, what exactly did I win?

$1.00

[Rincewind]

1. That's not bad,

a few months ago, I won $3 in the Illinois lottery.................................................................................................................................................on a $4 ticket.

[bluedave]

2. I've been playing

the IL lottery since it started and got 3 bux a few times-too dumb to quit or latent repub tendency?NAWWWW

[oneshooter]

3. Now that you are rich

PAY YOUR TAXES!!!!

[Doc_Technical]

4. In 1970 I had a 1-A classification and I won the draft lottery.

I was so overcome with emotion that I
joined the Air Force.

[HopeHoops]

5. It's a start.

[Corgigal]

6. Good for you

I just won 3 dollars on a scratch off ticket. We should meet and have lunch together with our winnings.. ha

[madmom]

7. I've always been told..

that chances of being called to jury duty is the same as winning the lottery. Well I've been called three times now, I presume it's my turn to win the lottery!

[petronius]

8. Hey, long-lost cousin! Can I borrow 50 cents?

[bluedigger]

9. PM me for important investment opportunities available ONLY to you!

[Kaleva]

10. I got a letter yesterday from DHS saying I'm getting $184 from Medicaid

Apparently I met the $709 deductable for medical expenses for the month of August. Thankfully, Medicare covered most of the medical expenses for that month.