We seemed to have forgotten about Wonder Bread!!

[madinmaryland]

[Baitball Blogger]

1. Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches will never be the same.

I use to drive up from that side of town on my way to work. I remember the smell of Merita bread in the air, clashing with the smell of orange blossoms, back when there were still orange groves. You know, when it's that strong, the blossoms smell like urine.

[OriginalGeek]

7. We live near enough that I pass the bakery often.

I don't like Merita bread though. It always goes stale about 3 minutes after opening it. Also, my wife's ex-husband used to work there as a mechanic and made good money but quit when he found out how much child-support he'd have to pay and tried to get his duty reduced. He managed to reduce to just about zero as he never made more than a couple payments in the 26 years I've been married to her.

So we basically have a hate-on for Merita but yeah, it still does smell nice when when ya drive by at the right time.

[PoliticAverse]

2. It's a Wonder that someone had the gall to call it Bread. n/t

[LiberalEsto]

3. Funny!

MAD Magazine wrote something similar a few decades ago.

"Wonder Bread: if it's good bread, it's a wonder."

[Bucky]

4. It's not bread. It's a confection.

Yuck. I hated the way a lump stuck to the roof of my mouth.

[HarveyDarkey]

5. The texture (and taste) of library paste

[InsultComicDog]

8. yeah

in fact "pasty" is the first word that comes to mind when I think of the stuff.

[Flaxbee]

6. Childhood sandwich: wonder bread, bologna, cheddar cheese, and fritos smashed into the cheese

Sinfully good. When I was 8.

[Tabasco_Dave]

9. When i'm stoned sometimes

i love a good bologna and American cheese sandwich on Wonder bread.

[HopeHoops]

10. And the problem would be...

[kcass1954]

11. Official bread of the 'mater sammich. Summer will never be the same. :(

[LiberalEsto]

12. My mother would never let us eat that crap

She considered it tasteless mush.
Mom was from Estonia, where people ate real bread, dark whole-grained rye and pumpernickel. That's what we were raised on.

[Odin2005]

13. I have never seen Wonder Bread for sale here in the Fargo area.