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(825 posts) Thu Apr 3, 2014, 04:38 PM Apr 2014

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What happened when Fred Phelps met Gay Jesus?

Ok... I'm writing a comedy performance piece and I need ideas. Any creative/funny answers?

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What happened when Fred Phelps met Gay Jesus? (Original Post) TBA Apr 2014 OP

Is this Denis Leary or Carlos Mencia sharp_stick Apr 2014 #1

No TBA Apr 2014 #2

Gay Jesus says, 'What? You're gay too!? I had no idea.' onehandle Apr 2014 #3

So Freddie is relieved TBA Apr 2014 #5

he came out of the closet? Seedersandleechers Apr 2014 #4

'You look enormous in white' Boom Sound 416 Apr 2014 #6

Fred jerks his head around and says rurallib Apr 2014 #7

Ohhh.... Good suggestions TBA Apr 2014 #8

sharp_stick

(14,400 posts)

1. Is this Denis Leary or Carlos Mencia

Reply to TBA (Original post)

Thu Apr 3, 2014, 04:41 PM

Apr 2014

looking for new material?

TBA

(825 posts)

2. No

Reply to sharp_stick (Reply #1)

Thu Apr 3, 2014, 04:45 PM

Apr 2014

I write for a community theater - for free. Not even a real writer.

onehandle

(51,122 posts)

3. Gay Jesus says, 'What? You're gay too!? I had no idea.'

Reply to TBA (Original post)

Thu Apr 3, 2014, 04:46 PM

Apr 2014

'Oh, it's my Dad who's omnipotent.'

TBA

(825 posts)

5. So Freddie is relieved

Reply to onehandle (Reply #3)

Thu Apr 3, 2014, 04:52 PM

Apr 2014

all of that protesting was just a ruse and now he is free to be himself... (and he and gay Jesus start making out)

Interesting angle...

Seedersandleechers

(3,044 posts)

4. he came out of the closet?

Reply to TBA (Original post)

Thu Apr 3, 2014, 04:47 PM

Apr 2014

Boom Sound 416

(4,185 posts)

6. 'You look enormous in white'

Reply to TBA (Original post)

Thu Apr 3, 2014, 07:22 PM

Apr 2014

rurallib

(62,482 posts)

7. Fred jerks his head around and says

Reply to TBA (Original post)

Thu Apr 3, 2014, 09:22 PM

Apr 2014

"I have to do WHAT to get into heaven??"

or
Fred: Isn't there any robes that aren't open in the back?

or
Fred: Maybe I could visit the Muslim heaven and their 72 virgins, please.
GJ: Little late to think about that one, Fred!

TBA

(825 posts)

8. Ohhh.... Good suggestions

Reply to rurallib (Reply #7)

Fri Apr 4, 2014, 08:59 AM

Apr 2014

I 'll see of one of them works. Thank you!

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