My neighbor is sooo pissed at me.

[taterguy]

I thought it would be hilarious to put one of those "Open House" signs in his yard this morning.

How was I supposed to know he's a humorless bastard?

Some people.

[backwoodsbob]

1. rofl

that's classic

[undeterred]

2. Now put up another one that says 'curb your dog here, please'.

[siligut]

3. Payback is a mother

Wait until next weekend when people start showing up for your yard sale trying to buy your pink plastic flamingos and lawn gnomes.

[zbdent]

6. or how about the sign saying

"Bank Foreclosure" ...

[siligut]

7. Now that's a great idea

Depending on how cluttered the yard is, the occupant might not notice the sign for weeks This could turn into an all out war. You really don't want to piss off the person who lives right next to you, they know all of your habits.

[Gormy Cuss]

8. at taterguy's place I'd go with a sign saying

"FREE BIKES"

[Wait Wut]

4. Yeah, I agree with Silligut, below.

Payback is a (insert your word of choice here).

But, that IS hilarious!!!

[BiggJawn]

5. Mine is a little miffed at me, too.

I stunk up the neighborhood yesterday with some of that Atomic Drainer Opener...
Peeee-YOOOO!

[UTUSN]

9. As one of the neighbors in the Lounge, I can see clearly now. n/t

[taterguy]

10. Is the rain gone?

[HopeHoops]

11. Yeah, but it would have been better if you'd added "FREE BEER" to the sign.

[sakabatou]

12. I'm in the reverse situation

People come up to my house asking if I'm selling it.

"IF I WAS SELLING THIS PLACE, WOULDN'T THERE BE A FOR SALE SIGN?! WTF?!"