Today is Thursday and I'm listening to Hair Metal bands of the 80s and 90s

[LynneSin]

Probably because I'm also wearing a tube skirt and 3 inch heels to work and feeling in a headbanging music mood. And the doctor was shocked when I stepped on the scales especially since I was really kicking it up at the gym because I was putting on muscle.

So there's that.

[antiquie]

1. LynneSin stylin' in a tube skirt!

Congratulations!


hair band?

(My brain hears Bonnie Raitt doing this; nope she hasn't.)

[LynneSin]

2. Classy Vince Camuto Ruched Pencil Skirt

All class. Goes down to the knees.

And right now it's not quite hairband. It's Queen's 'Fat Bottom Girls'. Because no matter what I will always be a Fat Bottom Girl because we will always make the rockin world go round!

[antiquie]

3. Everyone always gets that wrong.

It's Flat Bottomed Girls.

Aaaah - gluteus maximus so slight
Aaaah - there's no jumbo ass in sight
Aaaah - I'm gonna settle beyond doubt
Flat bottomed girls
Ain't got so much to shift around

Say!
I deny that skinny's bad
Think those big round girls are mad
Still have a life AND I can fit my jeanery
Sitting on their big fat fannies
How'll they look when they are grannies?
Forty's comin'! Rump's not a tad coy part of thee!

Weigh! Weigh!

Have one cream bun, it expands
To put out fires, on them you land
When you were walkin', I saw Tuesday start to sway!
Yet I can stand with back to wall
Crawl under fence to get a ball
I look backwards and can see my feet just fine

Ooooh! When you stand - takes all your might
Ooooh! When you walk your ass cheeks fight
Yoooou couldn't give more than you got
Impossible! The laws of physics might run 'ground
Flat bottomed girls, they have advantages, I've found

Splayed derriere...

Wow! - Your porkage is a-dome
Get Weight Watchers on the phone
My pert bum's no match for your convexity (no llano!)
Oh, butts like yours always floor us
Filled out like brontosaurus
Heap big woman you got a fundament X 3
Big split bits!

Ooooh! Your heinie blocks most line of sight (geez!)
Ooooh! Mine needs use of theodolite!
Yooours... from suit of armor, would pop out
Flat bottomed girls, yeah, our posterior's not round
Flat bottomed girls, ours don't make resonating sounds

Yours can park bikes inside!

Oooh yeah them flat bottomed girls
Flat bottomed girls
Min-i-mus
Nice and concave!
Flat bottomed girls
Less breasts?

(Disclaimer: joke, not to be taken series; definitely not shaming.)

[ismnotwasm]

4. You should be listening to Cinderella

I was gong to say WhiteSnake--but Nah

[Ahpook]

5. Glad you're having fun :)

The 80's had some great music! The metal was hard to swallow at times. Although Van Halen sticks out as original in that mess. Still blown away by Eddie Van Halen and his guitar playing on those first few records.