I turn 57 tomorrow, what should I do ?

[steve2470]

If it's illegal, immoral or fattening, I'll have to take it under advisement.

All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
"The Knock at the Stage Door" in Reader's Digest (December 1933); also in A Dictionary of Catch Phrases : British and American, from the Sixteenth Century to the Present Day (1986) by Eric Partridge and Paul Beale, ISBN 041505916X, ISBN 9780415059169

https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Alexander_Woollcott

[femmocrat]

1. You should CELEBRATE!

Happy Birthday, steve!

[steve2470]

2. thanks! nt

[Art_from_Ark]

3. Go for the gusto

Sign up for Ashley Madison and talk dirty to an algorithm-based female profile!

[steve2470]

4. lol

yea my idea of a good time! NOT

[roody]

5. Eat high quality ice cream.

I recommend Ben and Jerry's New York Super Fudge Chunk.

[steve2470]

6. hey that's a great idea actually

I'll check it out. Thanks.

[Tobin S.]

7. That's my favorite Ben and Jerry's ice cream as well.

[Wounded Bear]

15. Nope...

Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream. That's the ticket.

[Tobin S.]

8. You should do something that you've never done before.

It will make the occasion memorable and you might discover a new enjoyable activity.

[BlueJazz]

9. ...Also, buy some very rich whipped cream to go on your cake and ice cream.

I can't buy it myself. It's lucky if it gets to my house unopened.

[hobbit709]

10. Here ya go. Do whatever you want.

[LiberalEsto]

11. Party like you're 27

Recuperate the next day like you're 87.

Happy birthday!

[oldandhappy]

12. Sing a song!

Dance outside, howl at the moon, take yourself out for something tasty, call your mom, be grateful.



Happy Birthday!

[DFW]

13. My wife and I were 57 once

Dinosaurs roamed the earth once, too.

Be happy with what you've got!

[redwitch]

31. I was just thinking the same thing!

And as George Burns once said "Oh to be 70 again!" I'll be 59 next month. 57 looks good to me know although I wasn't happy to be turning another year older then either.

Enjoy Steve!

[benld74]

14. Do what YOU want! IF you can

[Kaleva]

16. Open an Ashley Madison account.

[KMOD]

17. adopt a kitty.

Have a wonderful birthday, bro.

[steve2470]

25. thank you sis! nt

[Logical]

18. Do a tandem skydive. Amazing! nt

[blogslut]

19. Freak Out!

[Mnpaul]

20. Take a really large breath

57 candles is a lot of candles

[Gidney N Cloyd]

21. Make a list of your non-painful joints.

[seveneyes]

22. Relax and enjoy the ride

[GOLGO 13]

23. 57 eh? Well here's my bucketlist for inspiration.

1. Smoke a Cuban cigar in Cuba

2. Punch a Texas Ranger in the mouth. Not a MLB Ranger the one that rides a horse.

3. "Canada has refused Our demands. Gather the troops.

4. "Maybe if you do more cocaine the hallucinations will go away."

5. Join the church of Satan.

6. "That BC Rich guitar you got in 1989, that's still in your basement that you never learned to play? Continue to ignore it. Your almost 60 for Christsake! You think your Keith friggen Richards?"

7. Join the church of Perpetual Exception.

8. "I find myself on the planet Ogo, part of an intellectual elite, preparing to subjugate the barbarian hordes on Pluto. But even though this is a totally convincing reality for me in every way, nevertheless Ogo is actually a construct of my psyche. I am mentally divergent, in that I am escaping certain unnamed realities that plague my life here. When I stop going there, I will be well. Are you also divergent, Steve2470?"

9. Accept the fact that you will never make it in porn.

10. "Sometimes I fear immortality has driven me insane. I'm bored, Steve2470. Cosmically, sexually... Last week I made love to a giant panda. No reason, Steve2470. Do you hear me? I had no goddamn reason at all. It wasn't even a goddess in disguise, or anything. I merely saw it, took it, discarded it. There was no joy in it. Just a hollowness, for the entire act. The same hollowness I feel now. I long for death but fear I cannot die."

[steve2470]

24. I saw my son and his girlfriend last night, and had a lovely steak dinner

I had vanilla ice cream and chocolate sauce too YUM!

No drama on my birthday and seeing my son = big success in my book!

Thank you all for your kind thoughts and suggestions!


Steve

[Stellar]

26. I hope you had a very happy birthday...

Tenderoni. LOL!

[valerief]

27. A Murder She Wrote marathon! nt

[hamsterjill]

28. Hey, '58 was a good year!

Don't ever forget that!!! Go and do something fun and shameless.

Happy Birthday one day early!

[gratuitous]

29. Listen closely

You'll hear me laughing that you're nearly a month older than me! There's fewer and fewer of those people every year.

[Yavin4]

30. Smoke some weed.

You've earned it.

[MrMickeysMom]

32. Party with Madonna?

[trof]

33. From a 74 year old: First of all, stay 57 for a year.

Don't rush things.
58 will come before you know it.

Hydrate.
Everybody says that's good for you, although we didn't use to and we seemed to get along OK.
It couldn't hurt.

Wear comfortable shoes with good arch supports.
In 10 years your feet will thank you.

Support Donald Trump for the Republican presidential nomination.
If you're polled or see an online poll, go for Trump.
It's driving the repugs nuts (nuttier?) and that's always a good thing.

The quote is from Alexander Woollcott.
https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Alexander_Woollcott

Happy Birthday!
trof