Friend fined $250 for vulgarity...

[WillParkinson]

My friend Ang posted this on Facebook. I feel bad for thinking it's funny. Well, kinda bad.

"I have told Chris a million times that his "My D*ck Smells Like Chapstick" shirt is inappropriate, But I didnt know there was a law....he got fined $250 for it last night....apparently there are laws in Maryland against vulgarity??? *sigh*"

[SCantiGOP]

1. A lot of places have them

Myrtle Beach does everything it can to maintain a 'family friendly' atmosphere, and they have an ordinance against 'obscene' shirts and bumper stickers, and even thong bikinis. They generally just ask people to remove the offending article since they lose so many of the cases if they go to a jury.

(on edit, no they do not ask women to remove their thongs on the beach)

[datasuspect]

2. mine smells like fritos

[geardaddy]

6. Do you rub it against your dog's paws?

[Quantess]

3. Does his shirt say

dick or d*ck?

Anyway, the policeman saw an easy way to collect revenues for the city.

[WillParkinson]

4. I stand corrected. It does indeed say 'dick'...

If he was feeling feisty, he could have just dropped his pants and said, 'prove that it doesn't!'

Here's him wearing said shirt.

[Quantess]

5. I'm not sure the font needs to be that large.

You could read that 50 feet away.

[WillParkinson]

7. Perhaps he's overcompensating?