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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsIf I ever get a parrot,I don't think I'd name her Polly.
Or give her crackers.
OffWithTheirHeads
(10,337 posts)nolabear
(42,009 posts)She DOES love a cracker, I must admit.
sakabatou
(42,208 posts)chollybocker
(3,687 posts)Now promise never to put it on your shoulder.
Swede
(33,334 posts)Never.
chollybocker
(3,687 posts)Or are you just too busy pining for the fjords? SWEDE???
RedCloud
(9,230 posts)Gosh 150 times a day. Give me a break. All right already, I'll go weed whack some more.
Where's your stash? Someone I knew babysat her parent's bird, and a friend rushed into their house after a bad day and uttered those fateful words before he even sat down. Guess who went home saying what.
That was the bird who also would say , "Oh god, here comes your father".
emilyg
(22,742 posts)A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables
when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.'
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing
more, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.'
Startled, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the
corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.
'Yes', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you.'
The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'
'Moses,' replied the bird.
'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'
'The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'