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Do you want to know how nutty Allen West is?????
WASHINGTON -- Rep. Allen West (R-Fla.) spent part of Mother's Day weekend talking about motorcycles -- and how if someone went for a ride on his bike, it would be like that person was "touching [his] wife."
West was talking about his plans to ride his motorcycle to the Republican convention in Tampa this summer when, during an interview with a California radio show, the host asked West if he could take a ride on West's Honda VTX 1800R retro.
"That would be like touching my wife," West said, according to a report in Sun-Sentinel, a South Florida newspaper.
When the radio show host said it wouldn't be quite the same thing, West doubled down.
"Yes," he said. "It would be."
A request for clarification by West's spokeswoman was not immediately returned.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/14/allen-west-motorcycle-wife_n_1514695.html
seabeyond
(110,159 posts)cindyperry2010
(846 posts)I think i am gonna be sick
Lost-in-FL
(7,093 posts)'El pez muere por la boca'. <--- A fish risks life when they open their big mouth
yesphan
(1,588 posts)them in for newer models.
Enrique
(27,461 posts)is she Japanese? Is she fast?
sarge43
(28,946 posts)IggleDoer
(1,186 posts)Suji to Seoul
(2,035 posts)Maybe he had to buy his wife too. . .I can't imagine any woman willing marrying batshit crazy, paranoid, stupid and psychotic.
But hey. . .convinced murders on death row have wives on the outside.
Botany
(70,627 posts)sakabatou
(42,189 posts)polichick
(37,152 posts)rug
(82,333 posts)Chan790
(20,176 posts)Turbineguy
(37,386 posts)My Father used to say "Never lend out your bicycle, your fountain pen or your girlfriend!"
He lent a friend his bicycle and it was stolen. Somebody borrowed his fountain pen and bent the nib. I don't know how the girlfriend thing went.
Still, comparing your motorcycle in favor of your Wife is not a wise thing to do. Close friends who know you, would understand it. A public statement is idiocy. But the sort of idiocy we've come to expect from West.
Suji to Seoul
(2,035 posts)sarge43
(28,946 posts)Bake
(21,977 posts)In fact, ride a whole lot faster. Nothing will happen ...
Bake
LiberalFighter
(51,226 posts)Probably wouldn't let his wife touch the bike.
Can't imagine anyone wanting to be married to that freak.
MrSlayer
(22,143 posts)And they will no more let you pilot, drive or shoot their "girls" than they would let you fuck their wives. That's what he's saying here.
West is a freak show but this is much ado about nothing.
aikoaiko
(34,185 posts)Iggo
(47,581 posts)Tommy_Carcetti
(43,224 posts)Creepy.
Very creepy.
iloveObama12
(421 posts)congrats Allen West