2016 Postmortem
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themonster
(137 posts)Donald Trump, why do you continue to hurt our eyes with your haircut?
lovemydog
(11,833 posts)All the other candidates have stupid haircuts. A couple haircuts I respect but I'm not going to say which ones.
Cha
(297,911 posts)lovemydog
(11,833 posts)Then on youtube watched a long interview with Anderson Cooper and one with Bill O'Reilly. The guy is hysterically funny Cha. He's actually very smart. And no, I wouldn't vote for him ever.
Cha
(297,911 posts)lovemydog
(11,833 posts)Juicy_Bellows
(2,427 posts)lovemydog
(11,833 posts)They all love me. I've done business with them for years. I know how to deal with them. I've given money to them. Lots of money. Of course. That's the way it's done. What did I say? Let's just say we did business. That business was very good for me. I will leave it at that because I am great.
Juicy_Bellows
(2,427 posts)I like the way he does this thing: we got problems with a and b - and by the way I've known a and b, was at b's place yesterday for breakfast, it was beautiful, but b sucks and is a loser.
It's been nice speaking to you Mr. Trump.
lovemydog
(11,833 posts)Be sure to pick up a Trump shopping bag. Everyone loves it.
SunSeeker
(51,777 posts)Response to lovemydog (Original post)
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lovemydog
(11,833 posts)I'll get it for them. I'll tell you how I'll get it. The poor love me. I've done a lot of business with them. Love their spirit. I've made a lot of money with the poor. Built a lot of hospitals. They have to work hard. They listen to me. I'll get them a good deal.
Number23
(24,544 posts)lovemydog
(11,833 posts)Winter is a great season. I love winter. I make a lot of money in winter. If you analyze the reports I make a lot of money in every season. Do I make the most money in winter? I don't care. I don't want to be President to make money in winter. I want to make America make money in all seasons. I know how to do that. Everyone loves me.
Number23
(24,544 posts)lovemydog
(11,833 posts)Look, all the seasons are great. I've made a lot of money in all the seasons. I know how to do the best deals with all the seasons. All the seasons love me. I've given a lot of money to them.
Ken Burch
(50,254 posts)lovemydog
(11,833 posts)It costs a lot of money. That's not a problem for me.
Ken Burch
(50,254 posts)lovemydog
(11,833 posts)My hair is great. Look, all the stupid people who talk about my hair. They love my hair.
Dark n Stormy Knight
(9,771 posts)lovemydog
(11,833 posts)You've got to understand. I'm good friends with Miss Universe contestants. The best looking women from all over the world. They all love me. The world's women love me. When you're good friends with the most beautiful women from all over the world you consider the bleached blonde Fox News Gals for what they are - desperate ugly old hags. Not to mention they are all stupid. I mean dumber than a doornail. I'd say 'You're fired!' to every one of them. Replace with really beautiful women. Don't get me wrong. The Fox News Gals love me. I pay them a lot of money. I do business with all of them. Made a lot of money from them. I know how to handle them. I had breakfast with them yesterday.
Dark n Stormy Knight
(9,771 posts)And you have sooooooooooooooooooooo much money. You should totally buy Fox News and fire all those dumbbitches. You could hire all the best babes to be the new talent. You wouldn't even have to tell them to coax the American public into electing you as prez! This is gonna be great! I'd say Good Luck, but with all you money, you don't need luck.
ALBliberal
(2,353 posts)Issues in America?
lovemydog
(11,833 posts)I know how to handle it easily. Stupid people have to work harder. I had dinner with them last night. They love me. I know how to handle them. I love them.
applegrove
(118,870 posts)Jamaal510
(10,893 posts)are you truly one of us and also hate the Demonrats, minorities, foreigners, etc., and care about economic freedom, or are you just a phony trying to make our party look bad so that we lose again?
lovemydog
(11,833 posts)You do it yourselves. You already look bad. Really ugly. Yuck. And stupid. I have no respect for you. You're really really stupid. Not smart. I know how to deal with you all. I've done business with you. Paid you a lot of money. That's how it's done. It's not a problem for me. I can deal with you. I love most of you. Not the stupid ones. I'm not going to say which ones. Look. I know how to talk to you. No problem. I've made a lot of money with you. You all love me.
NobodyHere
(2,810 posts)Why has there been no Democratic debate yet?
lovemydog
(11,833 posts)Democrats are stupid. Really stupid. It's no problem. I know how to deal with Democrats. First you have to remember they're stupid. Look. I've done a lot of business with Democrats. Look where I live. It's mostly Democrats. This building we're in was supposed to be 8 stories. It's 58 stories. I know how to deal with Democrats. Democrats love me.
Flying Squirrel
(3,041 posts)Sorry, I couldn't wait.
lovemydog
(11,833 posts)We have to beat them. They're stupid.
NobodyHere
(2,810 posts)nt
bravenak
(34,648 posts)lovemydog
(11,833 posts)You give them a lot of money. They all love me. I've given them a lot of money. I give money to everyone. They love me. I love them. Love their spirit. They're just really stupid. Not all of them. There's a few that aren't stupid. I'm not going to say which ones. I've made them a lot of money. They've lived in my buildings. I had lunch with them last week. I know how to deal with them. They love me. The first thing I would do is build a fence. I'd get them to pay for it.
bravenak
(34,648 posts)lovemydog
(11,833 posts)It's really easy to imitate him. Cracks me up.
bravenak
(34,648 posts)I was DYING over here. I like him best out of the whole crowd. I think he may kill Fox News yet. Hopefully. They way they treated him compared to the rest of them pissed of a bunch of republicans. This was great!
lovemydog
(11,833 posts)Honestly whack. But still outspoken.
KT2000
(20,598 posts)are you really Donald Trump?? (actually T-Rump is my favorite)
lovemydog
(11,833 posts)Just from watching some youtube stuff of him tonight, it's an easy imitation.
KT2000
(20,598 posts)someone here posted that would be his name if he became a rap artist. Trump had said something that brought that on, can't remember what though. It fits him though.
lovemydog
(11,833 posts)T-Rump.
Great rapper.
KT2000
(20,598 posts)you up for writing T-Rump a song for his campaign???
tblue
(16,350 posts)And why?
lovemydog
(11,833 posts)It doesn't matter who I choose. I'm great. I'll choose someone great.
tblue
(16,350 posts)Or what?
lovemydog
(11,833 posts)Many don't. They're great.
The first thing I would do is build a fence. Get them to pay for it. It's easy. I do business with them. Make it hurt. Make them pay.
Ken Burch
(50,254 posts)Did it involve bagpipes and potato salad?
lovemydog
(11,833 posts)They owe me a lot of money. That's why they write things about me.
Ken Burch
(50,254 posts)lovemydog
(11,833 posts)Probably the same stupid stuff.
Skittles
(153,258 posts)yes INDEED
lovemydog
(11,833 posts)You love me. We do business together. I had breakfast with you last week. I've made a lot of money with you. We know how to talk with Putin. He respects us.
JustAnotherGen
(31,982 posts)In the words of MLK . . .
lovemydog
(11,833 posts)We had dinner last week. He told me 'I have a dream about you kickin' all the stupid people's butts.'
JustAnotherGen
(31,982 posts)stranger81
(2,345 posts)Fodder for a whole stand-up routine!
lovemydog
(11,833 posts)And my money. Mainly because they make a lot of money. I called Rosie a fat pig. Everyone loved it. I don't have time for political correctness. The nation doesn't have time for it. Fat pigs don't have time for it.
stranger81
(2,345 posts)longship
(40,416 posts)Poking the Donald is a very precarious enterprise. Nevertheless, I will risk a simple DUrec and kick. Then, I will hide in my bunker.
A great thread!
Dark n Stormy Knight
(9,771 posts)to look into Obama's fake birth certificate. At the time you said, "I have people that have been studying it and they cannot believe what they're finding." So, what were they finding? You didn't fire them, did you?
lovemydog
(11,833 posts)I tell the truth. I always tell the truth. I paid a lot of money for them to go to Hawaii. They were doing a lot of things in Hawaii. They were building things. We build a lot of buildings in Hawaii. They have a great time in Hawaii. The ocean there, it's huge. I know business. Here's how business works. My business, I hire contractors. They hire subcontractors. The subcontractors hire people. You need to ask the the contractors. Or the subcontractors who do the hiring. I don't keep track of everyone they hire.
unblock
(52,431 posts)truly amazing.
Euphoria
(448 posts)was that I didn't know if I could handle it without Jon Stewart.
With the thread, there's the small hope that perhaps we can not only handle it but also might be able dish it back as well.
Scuba
(53,475 posts)FSogol
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Dark n Stormy Knight
(9,771 posts)awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)lovemydog
(11,833 posts)I'm not a doctor. I have great doctors. I pay them a lot of money. They love me. They are incredible. Go see a great doctor.
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)bravenak
(34,648 posts)I read it to my husband. He loves it. You should do standup.
lovemydog
(11,833 posts)I'm telling the truth. I always tell the truth. Most of these other stupid people they are lying to you. It's really obvious if you're not stupid. I don't think you're stupid. That's why you love my answers. We should do business together. We can make a lot of money.
bravenak
(34,648 posts)Any kind of business, really. All that pomp and circumstance!! I'd have stories for years about that business.
lovemydog
(11,833 posts)We'd both make a lot of money. You're my kind of person bravenak. You love me. I love you. Simple really. Send your resume. My people will read it and get back to you.
bravenak
(34,648 posts)olddots
(10,237 posts)have you ever not had to pay for sex or have anyone even like you ?What is it like to be such a self congraduatory insignificant little wanna be dictator ? Oh and Donald is it true your mamma was a orangutan and your daddy was a urinal cake ?
lovemydog
(11,833 posts)The country is falling apart. Have you asked the other candidates these questions? No you have not! I thought we were friends. You have made it clear we are not. I would sue you but there is nothing to get. So I will move on and continue saving the country. Hey, I don't care if I'm elected. I could take it or leave it. I have more money than I can spend. I'm doing this to save our country.
NCTraveler
(30,481 posts)After all, that's how the terrorist Beiber snuck in.
lovemydog
(11,833 posts)I had dinner with him last week. He makes a lot of money.
NCTraveler
(30,481 posts)You just brought du together.
lovemydog
(11,833 posts)kwassa
(23,340 posts)lovemydog
(11,833 posts)We're getting destroyed by China. They are smart. I have a great plan on climate change. I'm not going to share it right now. It could get stolen by China. Let me just say that it involves getting China to pay for everything.
yurbud
(39,405 posts)lovemydog
(11,833 posts)But that's not the issue. America is in trouble. Everyone has to work harder.
yurbud
(39,405 posts)to the American people?
China and Russia respect me. They are very smart. I can get a much better deal with them.
yurbud
(39,405 posts)kwassa
(23,340 posts)lovemydog
(11,833 posts)to their advantage. That's why I have so much money.
olddots
(10,237 posts)Why do you do the things you do ?
lovemydog
(11,833 posts)I have dinner with them.
Motown_Johnny
(22,308 posts)..why not pay the people running against you to drop out of the race?
lovemydog
(11,833 posts)all these politicians are. That's why I end a sentence with a preposition. Smart people notice. Politicians do not.
Motown_Johnny
(22,308 posts)lovemydog
(11,833 posts)credible source.'
applegrove
(118,870 posts)repetitive?
lovemydog
(11,833 posts)among people who matter most. People from whom I make a lot of money.
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)lovemydog
(11,833 posts)Had one earlier this evening. One. Not like that fat pig Rosie O'Donnell.
I haven't counted. Have you?
Tootsie Pops love me.
GReedDiamond
(5,318 posts)...what was your favorite punk rock band of the period 1977-1983?
Thanks, and fuck you.
lovemydog
(11,833 posts)I was busy making money, investing my inheritance, declaring bankruptcy, evicting squatter punks, suing and being sued and making more money.
That's the kind of can-do spirit those lousy punks never did grasp.
Turbineguy
(37,387 posts)If you become President, will you change all U.S. government stationary so that it has your crest on it?
lovemydog
(11,833 posts)Everyone is sick of that stupid presidential seal. They want stationary with my crest. Not just the USA - all governments. I'll reject correspondence from another country unless the Trump logo is prominently featured. I'll charge exorbitant licensing fees. They love me so I'll make them pay. We'll send them letters that require a reply. 'If you don't respond within thirty days we're taking all your oil.' Haha. It's a win-win. Stupid countries that don't reply - I'll declare war on them. It will make us a lot of money. It's how I'll Make America Great.
davidpdx
(22,000 posts)If so, what did you talk about?
lovemydog
(11,833 posts)I had oatmeal and apple sauce with him last week. I introduce him to beautiful women. He's always needed my help in that department. Sure. I've been in his hot tub. It's huge. We talk about making more money. When two great people get together that's what they do. Unless they're stupid. Little known fact. His closest friends call him 'Hef' and he loves it. Hef loves me.
Princess Turandot
(4,787 posts)If you are elected president, will you fund a manned expedition there for even more inspiration?
Thank you.
lovemydog
(11,833 posts)with media relations.
Alkene
(752 posts)who's on first
and
who wrote the Book Of Love?