The funniest attack on Bernie since the one about how he doesn't handle his finances well

[cali]

so he's not qualified to be president. This one is that Bernie is purposefully booking venues that are too small in order to dupe his brainless followers... or something. It's not only fiendishly clever, but it demonstrates his incompetency, and proves he's not qualified to be president! No contradiction there. This is masterful logic.

[Cherry Creek Native]

1. So in their pretzel logic, Hillary will have to rent out arenas

after arenas...

And get this...



(Ford Field, Detroit MI)

[marble falls]

2. Sounds almost GOPavellian! It doesn't have to be plausible, just sound it.

[Maedhros]

3. Well, they are certainly getting quite creative with their obvious nonsense.[n/t]

[monmouth4]

4. I read that yesterday from a HRC supporter....n/t

[cali]

5. it's spreading.

[frylock]

10. You think it's an officially issued talking point, or organic to DU?

like a fungus.

[LondonReign2]

13. There isn't as much distance bewteen the two as some imagine

Ownership has a vested interest

[frylock]

14. true that

[Doctor_J]

6. Well, if they discuss policies and politics, they end up with this

So, yeah, avoidance and misdirection are probably best

[arcane1]

7. He's also disqualified because his net worth is too low.

I read it on DU so it must be true!

[Ichingcarpenter]

8. I confess it was Tony Clifton and I who convinced Bernie

to pull this wool over the public's eyes right at the beginning of his campaign. We talked first with Bernie's right hand man Niccolò..... I forget his last name but hw was Italian.. wait I think his last name started with a M....... Mac?...... Ok, it was Mac something.

Anyway Tony and I went around the nation and started this RSVP scheme, don't ask me how it works but it does. Somehow when we book small places it needs a bigger venue because more people want to come because some people are coming......than we planned for because we are incompetent plus brilliant at the same time........... evil huh?

This plan was years in the making .......... like the time we sent a bunch of folks for milk and cookies at Madison Square Gardens but that's another story and another confession.

[frylock]

9. Yeah, that is some serious crackpot nonsense there.

[AppalachianLeftist]

11. Sounds like an attack concocted by someone

who is used to following corrupt, incompetent candidates.

[Puzzledtraveller]

12. I am reminded of how Robot in Lost in Space

would react when information contrary to expected results would arise. I think many are in the "Does not compute" phase of a breakdown over Bernie's success thus far.

[AtomicKitten]

15. The size of his crowds defy the logic of that rationalization de jour.