***LETS PLAY A GAME, SHALL WE?***

[MannyGoldstein]

14. Together, they summon Satan, who appears

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but is overwhelmed and intimidated by so much evil in one room. Satan begs for his life, swearing he's never voted Democratic, ever. This confuses the hell out of the assembled Rightists who are certain that *Democrats* are devils. Coulter accuses Satan of lying about not voting for Democrats as some sort of affirmative action scam, goes on and on about it, Rush can't bear to hear someone other than himself talking so tries to shut Coulter up by eating her in one giant gulp, but she's pretty boney and gets stuck in his throat. Rush turns red and starts flapping his arms, he's obviously choking. O'Reilly and Hannity argue over whether to do a Heimlich maneuver on the flailing oxy-addict, Hannity claiming that Rush should be self-reliant while O'Reilly argues that he's needed to fend off the Secular Progressives... ah... gotta get my kid to bed...