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albacore

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2. Masturbation sounds so .... technical. I like the slang words better....

Reply to Buttoneer (Original post)

Fri May 3, 2024, 07:56 PM

May 3

Jerk off

Jack off

Spank it

Stroke off

Crank it

Choking the chicken

Whack off

Whack the one-eyed wonderworm

Take a load off

Rub one out

Wank

Polish the knob

Flog the dolphin

Spank the monkey

Pop your pud

Play with yourself

Toss off

Beat the meat

Dating Rosie Palms

Going blind

Bashing the Bishop

Fapping

Visiting Rosy Palm (and her 5 daughters)

Rub one out

Jerkin' the Gerkin

Five-knuckle-Shuffle

Going Solo

Choking the Chicken

Menage a Mois

Spank the Monkey

Cuffing the carrot

More????? You want MORE??

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May is National Masturbation Month! [View all] Buttoneer May 3 OP

Thank you for taking matters into your own hands to post that! Doodley May 3 #1

Shaking hands with the unemployed underpants May 3 #10

And don't forget to shake hands with the milkman, while you're at it! Doodley May 4 #20

Masturbation sounds so .... technical. I like the slang words better.... albacore May 3 #2

Shaking hands dweller May 3 #6

Ohmygoodness... Mad_Dem_X May 4 #25

Wow a complete list.ty albacore. debm55 May 3 #7

Dating ms Michigan Layzeebeaver May 3 #8

Yes, I like Jerk-off Month or Spank the monkey month. Doodley May 4 #21

Who else thinks this is a great month for self love ? dweller May 3 #3

I can't say Layzeebeaver May 3 #9

You talking to me ? dweller May 3 #13

The official game::: solitaire. keithbvadu2 May 3 #4

Aren't you afraid you will go blind?? debm55 May 3 #5

I was wearing bifocals in grade 4 Layzeebeaver May 3 #11

Often promoted by David Pecker. Sneederbunk May 3 #12

"Son, if you play with yourself you'll go blind." JoseBalow May 3 #14

I'm just going to keep doing it till I need glasses Marthe48 May 3 #17

From Kentucky Fried Movie JoseBalow May 3 #18

That is hilarious! I live in San Diego but have never seen this. Abolishinist May 4 #26

Like most things South Park, art imitates life JoseBalow May 4 #31

Everybody! Give yourselves a hand! Aristus May 3 #15

Jack Handey would approve. yonder May 3 #16

Soundtrack: LudwigPastorius May 4 #19

I prefer Frankie Goes to Hollywood's, "Relax" Buttoneer May 4 #22

Nah, nothing beats I Touch Myself by Divinyls Polybius May 6 #33

"Everybody bops." Iggo May 7 #36

Happy masturbating franken-stein_ May 4 #23

I didn't see this OP coming. Niagara May 4 #24

Isn't that illegal in Texas ? Beachnutt May 4 #27

Beats me. (nt) Paladin May 7 #38

"If God had intended us not to masturbate, he would have made our arms shorter." - George Carlin sop May 4 #28

Everyone can't date Boebert. Nt doc03 May 4 #29

Masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most. walkingman May 4 #30

I will keep that in mind Redleg May 5 #32

Wait... Ohio Joe May 7 #34

Roughing Up The Suspect! Iggo May 7 #35

Jackson Browne - Rosie Ohiya May 7 #37

I KNEW I was born in this month for a reason! (n/t) OldBaldy1701E May 7 #39

Try not to beat it to death. n/t Harker May 7 #40