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Sat Mar-05-05 04:41 PM
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Stupidiest thing a man who has been caught cheating can say? |
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1. She meant nothing to me.
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Sat Mar-05-05 04:43 PM
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1. I was just fucking her... |
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Sat Mar-05-05 06:02 PM
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48. Yes!!!!!!!!! Eddie Murphy |
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Sat Mar-05-05 04:43 PM
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"Nothing worse than a man running down the hall with a rock hard dick talking about 'I'm sorry'" - Eddie Murphy
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Sat Mar-05-05 04:43 PM
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I could conceive of forgiving someone in that situation if something happened where they connected to someone and took it to a physical level, but a statement like that is pretty much saying, "I just dehumanize and use women without regard to anyone's feelings." Pretty creepy.
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Sat Mar-05-05 05:36 PM
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That makes it 10 times worse.
So why'd ya DO it then, asshole? Why didn't you just cut a hole in a pumpkin or something?
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Sat Mar-05-05 04:44 PM
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4. "It's not what it looks like" |
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Sat Mar-05-05 04:44 PM
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5. "I'ts your fault that I cheat" |
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Followed by a catalogue of her supposed faults.
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Sat Mar-05-05 04:45 PM
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7. and the other variation |
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"All the guys have had her"
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Sat Mar-05-05 10:57 PM
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66. chop off his dick for that narcissistic crap. |
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Sat Mar-05-05 04:44 PM
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6. She reminded me of you so much |
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Would you prefer that she meant the world to him?!
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Sat Mar-05-05 04:46 PM
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Sat Mar-05-05 04:48 PM
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Sat Mar-05-05 04:50 PM
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Sat Mar-05-05 04:51 PM
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but women are more creative in their excuses, IMHO.
This thread is about male excuses.
That ok with you?
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Sat Mar-05-05 04:53 PM
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Sat Mar-05-05 04:52 PM
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16. No, not saying that, just limiting topic of topic |
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start a topic on stupid things women say or add it on it here.
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Sat Mar-05-05 04:51 PM
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12. "Well you could be less cold in the bedroom" |
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Although can any justification for cheating be considered unstupid? Cheating is a stupid thing to do to start with. Most justifications end up being as cruel as the act itself.
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Sat Mar-05-05 04:51 PM
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13. Question- What's The SMARTEST Thing A Person Who's Cheated |
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can say?
I personally have no idea.
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Sat Mar-05-05 04:52 PM
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15. I'm sorry and let's go to counseling. nt |
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Sat Mar-05-05 04:55 PM
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22. Just tell the true reason |
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whatever it could be.
Cheating is not such a big deal for me (that includes being cheated on of course), but I guess I'm in the minority :)
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Sat Mar-05-05 04:56 PM
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Here's half of everything I own, the house, my balls, and all of my retirement accounts. Can I keep my car?
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Sat Mar-05-05 05:05 PM
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33. That would not be very smart! |
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A smart response would be something that led to him getting away with it while keeping his wife in love with him and keeping all of his stuff if she wants a divorce!
*That* would be smart!
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Sat Mar-05-05 06:01 PM
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47. Ok, "realistic" instead of smart... |
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Sat Mar-05-05 06:25 PM
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53. There were some times where I wasn't getting what I needed from |
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relationship and I found those empty holes filled by someone else, but after some soul searching I came back to my senses and realized that you are the one I truly love.
~intermission~
But damn, I sure did love filling those holes, goddamn, we'd go at it like animals, CSI would have a fucking field day scraping my DNA off the walls and pillow case and sheets and carpet and telephone, lamp, mini-bar, do not disturb sign, curtains, windows, inside the toilet's tank :D
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Sat Mar-05-05 06:30 PM
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you're a wild one.
Not that there's anything wrong with that :D
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Sat Mar-05-05 06:33 PM
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57. Nah, I'm just creative |
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My imagination came unequipped with brakes :-)
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Sat Mar-05-05 05:41 PM
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41. Sex? Woman? What woman? WHO ARE YOU? |
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The sons of bitches got to you, didn't they? You remember, don't you? YOU DON'T REMEMBER? Jesus Christ, pack your stuff. We have to get out of here, RIGHT NOW!!!
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Sat Mar-05-05 06:00 PM
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46. don't do it in the first place!! n/t |
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Sat Mar-05-05 04:51 PM
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14. "That was my twin brother" nt |
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Sat Mar-05-05 04:52 PM
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That gave me a belly-laugh.
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Sat Mar-05-05 04:55 PM
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23. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!! |
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Sat Mar-05-05 04:52 PM
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18. "I know those wmd are around here somewhere..." |
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Sat Mar-05-05 04:55 PM
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25. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
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Sat Mar-05-05 04:53 PM
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19. you weren't supposed to find out |
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Sat Mar-05-05 04:54 PM
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21. What woman? You're just imagining things! |
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Sat Mar-05-05 04:55 PM
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24. I was thinking of you while I had sex with her! |
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Sat Mar-05-05 04:59 PM
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27. "What most women don't understand is a man philandering |
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has absolutely nothing to do with their wife or girlfriend."
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Sat Mar-05-05 05:00 PM
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28. Hey, this isn't where I parked my car! |
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Sat Mar-05-05 05:03 PM
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29. She lost her keys. I was helping her look for them |
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Sat Mar-05-05 05:49 PM
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43. Like a scene from La Boheme...Che gelida manina. |
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As Rodolfo searches on the floor with Mimi for her keys...
btw... that didn't really happen did it?
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Sat Mar-05-05 05:03 PM
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Sat Mar-05-05 05:05 PM
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32. She was teaching me the fine art of amateur gynecology |
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Sat Mar-05-05 05:05 PM
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34. " Isn't it bad enough that she gave me the CLAP ? " nt |
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Edited on Sat Mar-05-05 05:07 PM by steve2470
:argh:
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Sat Mar-05-05 05:16 PM
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35. "I was only attracted to her mind" |
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Sat Mar-05-05 05:16 PM
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36. *loud AHEM* "a little privacy here please?" |
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Sat Mar-05-05 07:11 PM
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61. Actually that's brilliant |
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Sat Mar-05-05 05:20 PM
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37. "What The Hell Are YOU Doing Here?" |
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Sat Mar-05-05 05:21 PM
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38. "Sorry, I just kind of fell in." |
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Sat Mar-05-05 05:21 PM
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39. How About A Three-Way? |
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Sat Mar-05-05 05:43 PM
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42. I just wanted to scientifically confirm |
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that you're the best lover, so I had to make an experimental comparison.
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Sat Mar-05-05 05:57 PM
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44. I used a rubber, so it's not really sex. |
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Sat Mar-05-05 05:58 PM
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45. she wasn't as good as you, though! |
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Sat Mar-05-05 06:15 PM
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49. "If I don't do it, sombody else will!" |
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Sat Mar-05-05 06:16 PM
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50. "It wasn't me." a la Eddie Murphy, "Delirious" |
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Sat Mar-05-05 06:21 PM
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51. No, that was you having an out-of-body experience! nt |
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Sat Mar-05-05 06:22 PM
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52. I needed something other than a warm bucket of water |
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Sat Mar-05-05 06:29 PM
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54. Well, see, I think Saddam Hussein put those WMDs |
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Sat Mar-05-05 06:29 PM
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55. nobody misses a slice off a cut loaf of bread |
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"i didnt do it on purpose, it just happened, like the tsunami"
"i felt sorry for her"
"if you cant be with the one you love, love the one you're with"
"we're mostly just friends, is all"
" we really didnt sleep together, um, it was like Clinton and Lewinsky"
oh man
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Sat Mar-05-05 06:57 PM
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it's only nature...after all, nature designed men to 'spread their seed'.
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Sat Mar-05-05 06:58 PM
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Sat Mar-05-05 07:11 PM
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60. "Are you going to believe me or your lyin' eyes?" |
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Allegedly this is a quote from Willy Nelson when caught en flagrante delicto.
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Sat Mar-05-05 07:12 PM
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62. Yes, honey that was me but...... |
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Sat Mar-05-05 10:50 PM
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63. all two inches of it? |
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Sat Mar-05-05 10:53 PM
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64. You don't know how hard it is on me, loving two people at the same time |
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And yes, a friend's (soon to be ex) husband actually had the UNMITIGATED gall to say that to her after he admitted he had been cheating on her for over a year - with a young girl they both worked w/. (And while my friend was pregnant w/ his child.)
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.:mad: He's so lucky I don't believe in giving in to my crazy impulses anymore.
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Sat Mar-05-05 10:56 PM
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and this is true:
You don't know how hard it is making love to two women at the same time.
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Sat Mar-05-05 11:02 PM
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68. These two should get together and fuck each other. nt |
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Sat Mar-05-05 10:57 PM
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Cheating is INexcusable. I've been cheated on by girls and it sucks, but I don't hold it against all women. Some girls are just scum, along with some guys. We are a cheating society. 50% of marriages have cheating in them or something like that. It sucks.
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Sat Mar-05-05 11:03 PM
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69. "Oops...I made a boo-boo." |
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Sat Mar-05-05 11:04 PM
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70. Honey do you wanna join in and make it a threesome? |
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Sat Mar-05-05 11:31 PM
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71. Why yes dear, I did have sex with her...are you really upset by that? |
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Why don't you go into the kitchen, cook me a nice big delicious meal and then afterwards we can sit down to talk calmly about this and I'll try to see where you're coming from...oh, and could you get me a beer while you're at it?
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Sat Mar-05-05 11:33 PM
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72. "Who you gonna believe, me or your own eyes?" (n/t) |
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Sat Mar-05-05 11:38 PM
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73. "I think I can handle both of you- hop in and join the party!" (nt) |
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Sat Mar-05-05 11:40 PM
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74. "I was just helping move her bed towards the wall!" (nt) |
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Sat Mar-05-05 11:41 PM
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75. I couldn't help it...my mistress was out of town... |
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Sat Mar-05-05 11:43 PM
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76. hey baby, what's wrong with you? your sister don't mean nothing to me! |
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Sat Mar-05-05 11:44 PM
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77. "Don't blame me, I'm drunk..." |
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Edited on Sat Mar-05-05 11:46 PM by RetroLounge
"Oops, sorry, I tripped..."
"Well, at least she swallows..."
"Why yes, she is half your age."
"Damn, how did she get here?"
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Sat Mar-05-05 11:45 PM
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78. MIDORI MADE ME DO IT!!! |
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Sat Mar-05-05 11:48 PM
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79. You didn't really see what you thought you saw... |
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a friend of mine actually had this line used on her.
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Sat Mar-05-05 11:50 PM
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80. Oh, so THAT'S what monogamy means. |
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I thought it was when you had your breast exam, and since I don't have them, I figured it didn't apply to me.
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Sat Mar-05-05 11:51 PM
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81. "She just showed up at the door." |
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Oh, wait. That's what Neil Bush said.
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