Thor_MN
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Tue Apr-12-05 11:11 PM
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Should I be studying for my drug test tomorrow? |
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I just got hired for a new job and have to take a drug test for the first time ever. Does anyone have notes that I can borrow? Is it mulptiple choice or fill in the blank? Do I need to get someone to drive me home afterward????
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Tue Apr-12-05 11:14 PM
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is PEEEEEEEEEEE! I resent the intrusion of such degrading "tests." How long before that becomes mandatory of everyday citizens by this fascist government?
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Tue Apr-12-05 11:21 PM
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2. Make me feel ancient that I haven't ever had to do one before |
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Also seems a little ridiculous since I've been working as a contractor at the company for over two years, but hey, I'm going to have benefits!!!! Vacation, holiday pay, insurance, hoo boy!!! I finally feel like I have a little bit of security back after more than three years of not know from one week to the next if I would have a source of income after that day.
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Wed Apr-13-05 04:12 PM
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10. Congrats on the job and bennies! |
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I totally understand how you feel about the insecurity being that I've been in that position before. It's unnerving not knowing if you are going to have a job, especially when it has nothing to do with you or your performance.
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Tue Apr-12-05 11:29 PM
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Edited on Tue Apr-12-05 11:32 PM by Sandpiper
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Tue Apr-12-05 11:36 PM
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Tue Apr-12-05 11:40 PM
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Take a B vitamin complex, and don't start collecting until you've peed the first few milliliters out
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Tue Apr-12-05 11:45 PM
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(on second thought--better not smile too much)
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Tue Apr-12-05 11:53 PM
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7. I feel it is really an intrusion |
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into one's life. What one does on one's own time is nobody's business. Unfortunately, the tests don't discern whether one is smoking a joint at work or on the weekend with friends.
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Tue Apr-12-05 11:54 PM
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8. If someone has to drive you home... |
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...you probably failed it. ;)
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Tue Apr-12-05 11:57 PM
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9. It's fill in the blank |
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but you can't really cram for this one without ODing.
All I can say is if you had applied yourself rather than sitting around not smoking pot, you wouldn't be in this mess now. Slacker.
Khash.
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