Guaranteed
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Tue Sep-20-05 06:49 PM
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Poll question: Is God dead, or just impotent? |
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Edited on Tue Sep-20-05 06:59 PM by BullGooseLoony
Or neither?
Imagine if God was omniscient, but just didn't have any hands or will or something.
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Tue Sep-20-05 07:18 PM
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He is very impotent, probably the most impotent being in the Universe
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Tue Sep-20-05 07:30 PM
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Tue Sep-20-05 07:34 PM
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If God were in charge, he wouldnt let those demon spawn of Satan like O'Reilly, Hannity, Coulter, and Savage preaching evil shit in his name on the radio 24 / 7. Really, Satan is in charge right now.
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Tue Sep-20-05 07:37 PM
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If there weren't fascists around, the intelligent people wouldn't have anyone to compare themselves against and make fun of.
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Tue Sep-20-05 07:45 PM
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Tue Sep-20-05 07:36 PM
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He had a perfect chance to toss a lightning bolt in Smirk's general direction while * was using the NOLA carnage for a campaign speech. So maybe he's gone.
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Tue Sep-20-05 07:37 PM
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6. You heard about Rita, right? nt |
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Tue Sep-20-05 07:38 PM
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7. Yes, but hell is being unleashed again on innocent bystanders |
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while Smirk plans his next vacation.
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Tue Sep-20-05 07:42 PM
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And lazy is my guess. Probably busy day too, being God.
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Tue Sep-20-05 07:43 PM
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9. There is a lot going on, admittedly. nt |
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Tue Sep-20-05 07:49 PM
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12. Good job he wasn't here earlier, |
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Edited on Tue Sep-20-05 07:55 PM by lockdown
bet he would've cringed if he'd seen all the shit here today!
Not the only one neither. Who wouldn't! :puke:
Funny though. ;)
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Tue Sep-20-05 07:46 PM
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I think the myth of "God" is slowly dying. Thankfully.
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Tue Sep-20-05 08:16 PM
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13. Ironically, he died of priapism. |
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Edited on Tue Sep-20-05 08:17 PM by LostInAnomie
Kinda gross really.
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