ZombieNixon
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Mon May-21-07 03:24 PM
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I have a bruise in the shape of the number 666 on my thigh - is this a sign? |
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I also have an upside down pentacle and a goat's-head. Together the three of them form a triangle on my leg. I think I got them this morning. I was walking to work and this dude with red skin (must have had a really bad sunburn), carrying a pitchfork (I figure he was a farmer) and wearing some kind of horned helmet practically ran me over in this 4-wheeler thing that spewed absolutely noxious fumes into the air. I managed to jump out of the way, but he got my leg.
So what kind of sign is this on my thigh?
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Mon May-21-07 03:25 PM
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Mon May-21-07 03:26 PM
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2. You're fine as long as you don't have only one testicle. |
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Mon May-21-07 03:28 PM
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5. Apparently a certain notorious member of the College Republicans here |
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only has one testicle. He and Hitler aren't too far apart politically.
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Mon May-21-07 03:27 PM
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3. I don't know, but I'd be selling that sucker on Ebay |
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you could probably finance your entire summer.
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Mon May-21-07 03:30 PM
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6. I have to get my wisdom teeth removed. |
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Will oral surgeons take SatanBucks?
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Mon May-21-07 03:41 PM
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Mon May-21-07 03:28 PM
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4. It's a sign that you're now the most metal person on DU. |
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Mon May-21-07 03:33 PM
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7. Because metal is the fucking law... |
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Mon May-21-07 03:36 PM
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8. You could sell your thigh on eBay |
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Mon May-21-07 03:36 PM
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9. Are you sure it's not 999? |
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Mon May-21-07 03:38 PM
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10. But that would mean it was also a correctly-oriented pentacle |
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and an upside goat's head. That's not a sign at all! :P
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Mon May-21-07 03:44 PM
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12. Of course it could be a sign! |
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There could be any kind of ominous significance attached to a right-side-up goat's head!
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