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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-09 08:45 PM
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My one roommate is such a fucking idiot, I just had to share this one
Edited on Fri Jan-16-09 08:47 PM by TK421
He is a big, bumbling buffoon and has no common sense...WHAT-SO-FUCKING-EVER I can't even get into it, people....maybe that's for another time!!!! wink,wink....

SOOOO....about ten minutes ago he just brought up the issue about the peanut butter salmonella scare that has hit the Kellogg corporation! ( that poor fucking rooster on the Corn Flakes box must be shitting a fucking brick right now, Y'all )! It is brought up in this thread right here....

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x3691189

He vowed not to eat ANY peanut butter off the shelf in any grocery store ( Jiff, Skippy, Peter Pan...etc... fucking idiot...etc....)
which SHOULD have given this fucker a clue that this is nothing to worry about...but clearly, I'm living with a person who actually ENJOYS being afraid of everything he fucking eats ( if you looked at him...you would find that hard to imagine...I digress ).

I am so VERY FUCKING TIRED of this kind of shit coming out ( and I'm convinced of this..I really am )that the media likes to report shit like this for the soul purpose of scaring the public into eating certain foods that may or may not harm them in the long run ). Scare tactics....is what the fucking news is all about these days...fucking assholes who allow this shit to run ( as well as the newscasters themselves, who report with glee ) should be hung by the most painful place on their miserable, stinking bodies for knowingly instilling such horse shit fear into the populace....

Do you remember the spinach scare? How about the tomato-fungus scare? Oh,....oh...wait a minute...How about ground beef? You know what? FUCK THIS FUCKING DECADE....PERIOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When I was growing up, I didn't have to worry about , oh, I would say roughly 75% of this fucking bullshit that you motherfuckers have wrought on me today!!! and said motherfuckers have obviously done something to....

A.) the water supply- you have poisoned the fucking water supply in order to make people more stupid than they actually are....or, the easier option, you fucking humans have just been dumping more of your toxic SHIT into MY water supply

B.) Aliens are responsible for all of this shit.....





take from that what you will......


edited to add: YEAH, I'M FUCKING DRUNK!!!!!!!!!




I have spoken....



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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-09 08:50 PM
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1. I grind my own organic peanut butter at the health food store.
:popcorn:
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-09 08:59 PM
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3. That's what he will resort to doing , I suppose....
;-)
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-09 08:51 PM
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2. "edited to add: YEAH, I'M FUCKING DRUNK!!!!!!!!!"
:rofl:

:loveya:
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-09 09:00 PM
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5. Ha ha....yeah....I DID have to add that one on there
I am feeling rather rambunctious tonight!!!!!
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rcrush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-09 09:00 PM
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4. Peanut Butter Salmonella?
Well dont put chicken parts in your peanut butter so you wont get salmonella. DUH how stupid are some people.
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-09 09:03 PM
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7. I think this one had to do with processing of the peanut product?
I'm not sure.....apparently, though...salmonella can, indeed occur in the process of making peanut butter

http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=salmonella-poisoning-peanut-butter
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-09 09:02 PM
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6. Y'know what SUCKS? Goober Grape.
I just found this out.
It SUCKS. Spreading it is like trying to smooth chilled, vomited chunks of lard on bread.

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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-09 09:05 PM
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8. All of the times I've been shopping and mine eyes have stopped upon this product
but never bought it.....and now I'm glad mine eyes have served me well...

Thanks for the heads up...I was interested in buying it
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Runcible Spoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-09 09:10 PM
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10. I had a shit like that looked like that once...
I named it Zebra Shit. It was epic. And probably more edible than THAT. :puke:
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-09 09:15 PM
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13. YOU are no fan of goober grape, then....
I will definitely NOT buy this shit in the grocery store!!
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-09 09:15 PM
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12. Just how fucking lazy is that?
I mean seriously. You can't be bothered to have a jar of peanut butter and a jar of jelly. If someone had invented this in the 70's, he'd have gotten punched right in the berries.
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-09 09:17 PM
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14. I agree....it's too hard for these poser, emo types to spread peanut butter
Edited on Fri Jan-16-09 09:18 PM by TK421
and jelly separately onto two pieces of bread these days......


edited to add: although the spreading of jelly might set off a certain reaction for the emo kids!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Lethe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-09 09:09 PM
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9. OMG CAN I HAZ MAI UNCRUSTABLES STILL!!!?????
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-09 09:14 PM
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11. I've had thoze....THEY"RE REALLY F'ING GOOD!!!!!!!W#
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-09 09:19 PM
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15. Don't eat Zagnuts or you'll get bird flu.
Or your birds will; I don't quite remember.
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-16-09 09:23 PM
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16. Something tells me it's better you don't remember, Peake....
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