THUNDER HANDS
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Fri Apr-02-04 12:24 PM
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I just walked into the bathroom, stood there, and walked out.
I actually forgot to pee.
:D
God, I'm glad it's the weekend.
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underpants
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Fri Apr-02-04 12:25 PM
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1. put________down________the_______pipe |
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:bounce:
Oh that is too funny.
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Fri Apr-02-04 12:26 PM
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OK, that's pretty funny. I think you need a vacation.
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Fri Apr-02-04 12:27 PM
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Are your glasses on top of your head?
Ever get in the car, drive a block turn around to go back for something you forgot. Then go in the house and have no idea why you came back??
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damnraddem
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Fri Apr-02-04 01:33 PM
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And where did I leave my car?
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Bertha Venation
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Fri Apr-02-04 01:39 PM
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I LOVE YOUR AVATAR!! :yourock:
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Fri Apr-02-04 12:28 PM
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wow....didn't expect that when I read this post.
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Fri Apr-02-04 12:29 PM
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5. Isn't it a little early for the bong? |
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I'm asking you; please don't ask ME...
ahem
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Fri Apr-02-04 12:29 PM
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I forget things all the time too .... I usually attribute it to having lots of kids, too many demands to remember, too much going on, etc. Basically though, I'm just memory challenged!
:hi:
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Fri Apr-02-04 12:30 PM
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I was once walking with Gabriela (2yo daughter) sitting on my shoulders and I actually FORGOT SHE WAS THERE! I went looking around me like crazy and asked wifey with a worried face, "Honey, where's Gabriela?"
You should have seen her face. It didn't help that I was inside of a pharmacy and all of the staff saw that too. :freak:
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Fri Apr-02-04 12:32 PM
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Fri Apr-02-04 12:32 PM
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10. ROFL...oh that's funny. |
underpants
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Fri Apr-02-04 12:32 PM
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11. WOw that tops a friend finding a gallon of milk in your cupboard |
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That happened to me once. I guess I had poured myself a glass of milk the night before (cookies) and left it in the cabinet. Needless to say I had to pour it out.
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Fri Apr-02-04 01:35 PM
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15. So, at that point, you just claim ... |
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that it was all a game for Gabby's benefit.
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Fri Apr-02-04 12:31 PM
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8. And You're only what.... 23? |
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Alzheimer's I tells ya! :7
You better get a catheter just to be safe.
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damnraddem
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Fri Apr-02-04 01:37 PM
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16. Who needs a catheter? |
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My cat lies in front of the heating vent all on her own.
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damnraddem
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Fri Apr-02-04 01:32 PM
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12. Um, actually, it's Friday. |
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Which is a weekday. Tomorrow it will be weekend. No big deal -- you can always pee tomorrow.
Also, why does your bathroom look like a tree? You're not a dog, are you?
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Bertha Venation
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Fri Apr-02-04 01:35 PM
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14. Don't feel bad; I forgot to wash my hair this morning. |
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I washed up in the shower, then turned off the water, got out, dried off, and even wrapped up Richard in my wet towel (he loves that) -- THEN realized I'd forgotten to wash my hair.
(And no, Richard did not get the second towel.)
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