dhinojosa
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Mon Sep-19-05 04:33 PM
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Ladies and Gentlemen, I am your new Surgeon General |
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Edited on Mon Sep-19-05 04:35 PM by dhinojosa
Bush nominated me this morning after a brief interview. He is a simple man, he asked me "What medical experience da ya have?". I told him that I had tonsilitis surgery once, and a hernia operation in high school. I also told him that I receive checkups frequently. He told me that I was impressive and a rock of influence in our world's medical community. I had no idea that I was that esteemed and I thought to myself "Hot Damn! This is cool!" He immediately gave me a nickname too - "Slushie Cup". I don't know why he calls me that but he seems to like it. I look forward to surgerizing all your health needs with my needle and thread.
Thank You.
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Mon Sep-19-05 04:35 PM
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1. Doctor, it hurts when I do this... |
dhinojosa
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Mon Sep-19-05 04:35 PM
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2. Uh, well then....stop doing that. |
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"Im doing a heck of a job"
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Mon Sep-19-05 04:36 PM
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3. Are you a veternarian? |
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Bush has appointed a veternarian to FDA and as acting head for women's medical issues. Unless you have a DVM and have experience with mad dogs, I don't see how you could considered yourself qualified to fit in the Bush administration.
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dhinojosa
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Mon Sep-19-05 04:38 PM
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4. Are you challenging our great leader's decision to have |
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me as your Surgeon General? I think you need to support our troops and our God given president a bit more libby!
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Mon Sep-19-05 04:41 PM
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6. If you stayed at a Holiday Inn, you're more than |
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Mon Sep-19-05 04:40 PM
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5. Slushie, you're doing a helluva job. nt |
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Mon Sep-19-05 04:44 PM
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7. I would not admit to contributing to Bu$h around here. |
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Edited on Mon Sep-19-05 04:50 PM by firefox
Besides your candid remarks are not going to be received well by the other cronies.
I would like to volunteer for a study to see if extremely heavy pot use shortens the human lifespan. Will work for free and will risk insanity and life itself to further science.
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Mon Sep-19-05 04:44 PM
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8. Aha!!! Doctor Hackenbush, I presume! |
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Or, as Chico would say, "Doctor Haken-a-booshe"
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Mon Sep-19-05 04:46 PM
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9. With these credentials you could also be a Repug Preznit |
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or director of fema, or homeland insecurity.
Just as long as you leave the driving to Darth-by pass and the neo-connies.
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Mon Sep-19-05 04:48 PM
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10. NEVER EVER suggest that self pollution is anything but |
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Jocelyn Elders, we hardly knew ye.
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