Reply #35: Those of us who were in school in 80s remember.... [View All]

[ChicanoPwr]

OK ladies, remember what they taught you in health class. Put a penny between your legs when you go out on a date and better not let it drop. If I remember correctly I think us guys had to take a cold shower (kind of hard in the middle of a date). And the good news is we can pass on all these wonderful lessons to our children. Even better our children will get to learn the new ABCs of sex.

A = Always practice Abstinence
B = Be faithful to each other
C = If your urges are too strong, use a Condom.

On a serious note, I guess we can look forward to the rise of teen pregnancies again, especially in the Moral Red States. I think he really needs to talk to his kids about the truth of teen sex. My cousin went to the same high school as the B* twins when he was Gov in Texas. He was asked to tutor them in math. Lets say, they would have failed on the ABC method. IF B* CAN"T KEEP HIS OWN KIDS FROM HAVING TEEN SEX, HOW IN THE HELL DOES HE THINK ABSTINENCE EDUCATION KEEP OTHER TEENS FROM HAVING SEX.