Reply #56: He only goes where there are cameras....always has. [View All]

[rainbow4321]

5 yrs ago there was a tornado that ripped thru downtown Ft Worth and surrounding areas, severely damaging high rise downtown buildings..it was bad.
Chimp was off campaigning for the 2000 election and he never came back to survey the area. Couldn't take time off his campaigning to get back here so he sent the Lt Gov. to survey the damage.

Newspeople cornered the Lt Gov and pointedly asked him where the hell chimp was and why was he not coming back to Texas? The Lt. Gov gave a haf grin and told the reporters that they would have to call chimp's people to find out why he was not coming back.

A few WEEKS later, a Catholic official died in NYC, the funeral was televised, bunch of politicians were invited and who takes time out to show up? Chimp. Guess there were not enough cameras and politicans in Ft Worth for him to consider taking time to come back to his own <already red and not-worth-a-trip> state!