Reply #21: Recent joke I heard [View All]

[Yupster]

A cop stopped a guy for DWI and told him he would give him a breath test.

I can't do that said the driver. I have horrible asthma and if i breathe too hard it will aggravate my condition and I'll end up in a hospital.

Okay, said the cop. I'm going to give yu a blood test then.

Can't do that said the driver. I have hemofelia and if I get a needle I may bleed to death.

Okay said the frustrated cop.

See that yellow line over there. I'm going to ask you to walk along it in a straight line.

Can't do that either said the driver.

Why not asked the frustrated cop.

I'm too drunk said the motorist.