Reply #2: Hey, if I'd known they were hiring ... [View All]

[NanceGreggs]

... I would have thrown my name out there.

I would have no problem meeting their 'Brownie' criteria, to whit:

I have absolutely NO experience in this area. My past education and training is completely unrelated to the tasks to be performed. My resume is accurate (but I could always 'pad' it, if necessary).

I am well-groomed and care about how I am dressed in all situations, even in the midst of life-threatening disasters. I expect to have my dinner at a reasonable hour, and would not allow ANYTHING to interfere with my meal schedules.

I care about people, and would insist that supplies be sent immediately where needed, and would also insist that funding was used in an appropriate manner to ...

Oh, oh. I guess I wouldn't fit in after all.

Sorry. I'm withdrawing my name from consideration.