Reply #22: Reminds me [View All]

[whosinpower]

A few years ago, my nephew was getting married. He was marrying into quite a religious family (I did not know that when I came up with their wedding gift)

So...I went out and purchased something every woman would desperately want for entertainment purposes, but would be too embarrassed to buy on her own. I went on to explain that this little gadget would give her endless hours of pleasure much to the disdain of her husband....I went on to explain that this little gadget could CONTROL her every desire, and when she held it in her hands, there was nothing her husband could do except be frustrated. I even added that I took the liberty of putting the batteries in, so she could begin her self fulfilling pleasure right away. I wrote this all down in a letter, and explained that the letter had to be read out loud before opening the gift....which was long and narrow.....

She read the letter....and everyone was snickering appreciatively...and her mother shouts out VERY loudly - "Don't open it!!!!!!" We all laughed....even harder when she did open it to reveal....her very own tv remote control.

I don't think her mother really thought it was that funny......