Reply #38: Blowjob. [View All]

[ethereal]

Because Clinton got a blowjob, and all the uptight, frigid Fundies were jealous. It all has to do with penis envy.


Liberals get laid a LOT! And our women have multiple orgasms that could blow the roof off skyscrapers. And our men are hung like beasts, with stamina and originality that makes the Kama Sutra look like a macroeconomics textbook.


Freeps all have inverted penii, and can't even find their weenies with electron microscopes at 50X magnification. And Freep women are so frigid that they save massive amounts of income each year by opening their legs to cool their McMansions.



This, I believe, is what historians will remember about this crucial time in the story of America.