My supercool totally pro-life idea! [View All]

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I always thought I was pro-choice, but everyone's arguments about the poor little helpless fetuses have totally broken my heart. I have particularly been interested in what the men have to say on this issue, because they have very few legal rights in these matters and I know that makes them very frustrated.

But I have an idea on how we can stop abortion, pre-marital sex, and rape *forever*: temporary, chemical castration of all males until marriage.

Now wait! I know what you're going to say-- this is unfair to gay men. But gay men can file a form with the Bureau of Reproductive Services and avoid the testicular needle.

Let's face it, all abortion arguments are skewed by the rape issue. Because women really don't have control over their fate as impregnatable beings and it's cruel to force a women to give birth to a child conceived in rape. So, I say, that instead of regulating WOMEN'S bodies, it would be far more affective to REGULATE THE BODIES OF MEN.

If you are a good man, by the time you're ready for marriage it will be easy to prove that you're fit to impregnate. Of course, men can still cause problems by raping women after they marry. My remedy for that is permanent castration.

Think of all the fetuses you guys will save by giving up this little thing. I mean, this could REVITALIZE the democratic party! Abortion would no longer be a wedge issue! The democrats might win the election. Then lives would be saved in Iraq as well. Social security would be saved. I understand that you want your sexual pleasure before marriage... but is it worth the lives of millions of fetuses and thousands of Iraqi children and what about the soldiers lives?

If you men are willing to have your bodies regulated by law, so much good will come out it. I really think there are larger issues than straight male sexuality going on right now.

I hope we can work together on this issue.