Reply #9: You're lucky he just writes letters... [View All]

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I wrote an editorial for a local paper a few years ago and the town I was living in at the time had a character much like your James Lancaster. But this guy didn't write letters, he got my phone number and would call me three or four times a day offering to "save me from eternal damnation" and telling me that if I would just come to his church and renounce Satan, he would try his best to save my soul.

It took about four days, but I finally hit on the right sequence of profanities to convince him that he wansn't nearly man enough to take on the job of saving my soul, so he finally quit calling.