Another Deeply Meaningful Clark Thread [View All]

[OrdinaryTa]

Clark is good looking enough to be America's leader. He's well spoken, has good teeth, and he plays nice with the other talking heads on TV. You can tell he plays golf. If you don't get the warm fuzzies from the friggin' President, what good is he?

He'll have some trouble with the Southern Baptist vote. Clark was raised in that faith but became a Catholic in Vietnam. What an insult to Southern Baptists! If they boycotted Disneyland for giving medical benefits to same-sex partners, how is Clark ever going to appeal to them?

Also, Clark has to worry about coming across as too much of a smarty-pants. Occasionally a candidate for president has to use a big word, but Clark is full of 'em? What the hell does multilateral mean, anyhow? Bush comes across as a straight shooter, and so should Clark.

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p.s. - Have you seen George's yellow little teeth? They're ugly.