Reply #33: Cargo Cult and Guns... [View All]

[BiggJawn]

The way I understood it, if you vote ReTHUGlican, even though you don't have a pot to piss in, some day, when the scourge of Liberalism has been wiped from the planet and you get to keep all of "your" money, instead of "having it ripped from you at gunpoint and given to lazy Welfare Queens", then you too will be wealthy beyond your dreams. Rush said that (all praise the Word of RUSH!)

That and Al Gore was gonna have Janet Reno flash you until you gave up your guns.

I think guns was the bigger part of it. I actually SHOCK some ReTHUGs when they find out I'm a Liberal and once could qualify "Expert".